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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    You’re going to Hell for that.
    I don’t believe it, not for a minute.

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnO View Post
    Really? I think he has just "been messin' around".
    I’m usually up late every weekend.

    Quote Originally Posted by Guerrero View Post
    Talk is cheap when the story is good.


    He'll probably just take it on the run.
    The tales get taller on down the line but hey, it’s what I do when I’m under the gun.

    Quote Originally Posted by ccmdfd View Post
    Cause that's the way he wants it .
    You ought to hear my white lies but I don’t think you want to see my bedroom eyes…
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

    Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balisong View Post
    Thats funny, I live 5 minutes from Surprise and never thought of that. I'm related by marriage to one of the captains of that department, I'll have to ask him about that at the next family gathering.
    I drive through Surprise a few times per year, including twice in the last ten days, and it’s never occurred to me, either. Other punny things, but not that one.

    “You have underestimated me, and the element of Surprise!” entertained my children for weeks.

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    [QUOTE=Duelist;1245663]I drive through Surprise a few times per year, including twice in the last ten days, and it’s never occurred to me, either. Other punny things, but not that one.

    "Our chief weapon is Surprise, Surprise and fear, fear and Surprise.

    Our *two* weapons are fear and Surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

    Our *three* weapons are fear and Surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical dedication to the Pope.

    Our *four*... No... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, Sur- I'll come in again."
    "The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so."
    ― Ennius

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    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

    Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?

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    Wow, you're as cold as ice.
    Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....

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