Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[awp_101]

[Kanye Wyoming]

When sponsoring a spouse or other relative for permanent residence, the sponsoring US citizen or permanent resident must submit an affidavit of support to US Citizenship and Immigration Services to demonstrate sufficient income and/or assets such that the sponsored immigrant won't become a public charge.

Here is a link to the affidavit of support form instructions: https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/...i-864instr.pdf

I shit you not, this is, verbatim, on the last page:

Bonsuliciam actum, sicaedium ta, que vid considem, conves? Nost ad res! Cerunisses patus publis immorente vidi publin suliciv irivem, es issolus din Etracitarit. Atanteme partes antenicips, unclerc eportil vidi prae factoru detili pon inatiliam o inticons publibu libusqu erbit, Ti. Egilnes pratoru roponsu laribus consimus atquam, vivides alin dicia per aut cum adem consula muro pra vivigno nscrudeto ertus hic orte noniam sestiorum haet perbem facitio pri sulicieme mo cla publicam iam nox manuntem hilis consupi enteatis, C. Ir henessin tiam quod reis.

Verbis? Nihilicitem ia nondam sul vilium P. Meniam, ca Servitabus cononlocci fuitili cientiu ssulicam, cit, ponsusc erenat. Si publis vilibus obsenitabem octa dit verum, quemedi endeesedo, quam pore ac fore faudere et faciortem remulabus, urs inat, ute audam talabes ina, quastraeque ex mus hocchuitam alibem, con sentilic rente convoliciae inatumerem nos huci cupici sultor audam. Grae ma, con teris cora quemeniam labulia auceride facrissed crus im iaedius, us fora, scepereis? Locum. Ribera corartelles consultuit.

Od audam vir ala conit verudem hilibus, duci ta Sciemedelica retius, Ti. Sp. Fuleger mihinemus, ut L. Oluderfin vius, es hos et; issupio rebuntiacis, nit pere con vendame hilinceris cones culi, tem nessine re conimov erniconsum parebus nondamp erius, consupp libus, publi st fursulostrae more et ocastes sentili, Catuidete, condit victo egeri conihina vat.

Fuemove nicaedem ductum noximus virtis essilin inem nondinatra permihicaes nit; ex movidetio aperbi tem inatra delum aur, menducidem quid iam int? Ne prat, Cat, sedendu cerfese adempessi crum publi conferum tem, patimus Ahalina, pro us, quem atu virte, num hoctuss usquemu nclarissolto vid merfit. Icivatum, facibus condis es bon plis, us, nonsuam orbis erissum tero, patrum firibun umusquo turiocc hiliquit; nostessolto acem iam octerum, nos noreore natimorem serfex sentium. Fuit is, quius hortia mo haessil iumunum ocavertum aricaudam turo ego et graed culi, conventiam orsultuus, sidem ilici inprac o ves publiusquit inat. Gercerae mo it.

Ublictam. Imus, quem intius int, plinte aurimo uteme conclus inte for publium optellabus nos opubli ternum perce horum deescer nirtem nos avendius, num et; C. Sulin patu intessed ina, senterte iume niquam condam dintrunt.

What makes this even more delicious is this instruction on page 3:

Translations. If you submit a document with information in a foreign language, you must also submit a full English translation. The translator must sign a certification that the English language translation is complete and accurate, and that he or she is competent to translate from the foreign language into English. The certification must include the translator’s signature. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) recommends the certification contain the translator’s printed name and the date and the translator’s contact information.

[walker2713]

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[Stephanie B]

Neither will you forget the feeling when she rams the business end of it up your ass.....

[Clusterfrack]

As much as I'm enjoying the Rittenhouse memes, please keep this thread free of political stuff. I know it's hard to know where the line is, but I'm going to move the post that's obviously over it to the political humor thread.

[Stephanie B]

[SiriusBlunder]

[delphidoc]