Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Stephanie B]

[RoyGBiv]

They didn't want to get their drinks wet.
At least that's how it was at my pool....

[luckyman]

Amen to that. When some tragedy hit and it was reported that people need basic sanitary needs, the wife and kid emptied out the bottom of their bathroom cabinets with tens of shampoos and body washes. They try one for one hit and then move on. So I took a large box of such to the local house of worship for the relief effort.

I rarely buy a shampoo or soap as some rejected one comes my way.

My wife never buys soap. It’s because she’s totally fixated on stealing whatever she can from hotel bathrooms, so we always have dozens of those miniature soap bars laying around. A man-sized bar of soap would be a luxury for me.

[HeavyDuty]

Rain is cold!

[mtnbkr]

My niece was shocked to find out I eat peas with the same knife I butter my bread with.

I don't blame her. Peas are nasty.

Chris

[BobM]

My niece was shocked to find out I eat peas with the same knife I butter my bread with.

One of my sisters in law is always appalled when I use my Spyderco to cut meat so naturally I do it as often as possible

[awp_101]

[revchuck38]

My niece was shocked to find out I eat peas with the same knife I butter my bread with.

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They sure taste kinda funny
But it keeps them on my knife

[awp_101]

[Borderland]

Fookin aliens. He's lucky it didn't attach itself to his asshole.