Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows!Originally Posted by HeavyDuty
Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows!
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
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Thank you for posting this. Helped explain the joke directly above it.
Someone made the same joke of "why do they have Braille buttons on the drive-up ATM"? I replied "So they don't have to make different buttons for ATMs;" "you idiot" was implied.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
How does Helen Keller drive a car?
One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road
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When I lived in Blanding, a little town in Utah, you had to keep your doors locked. Not to keep people from taking things from your house or your car. To keep them from putting things in. You’d come out of the hardware store only to find a box of tomatoes in the driver’s seat and when you got home there’d be a basket of zucchini bread sitting on the dining room table.
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I'm a big fan of the implied "you idiot."
I'm a "7" compared to most gun-guys, which means I'm a "3" on P-F.
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