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Reminds me of one exchange (not quite as funny) I saw at Adventure Outdoors one day:Originally Posted by delphidoc
Woman walks up to gun counter: "I need a gun!"
Clerk: "Ma'am?"
Woman: "I need a gun! It's for my husband, he's gonna kill me! What's the nicest one you have?"
Clerk: "Umm, oooh-kay....?"
Woman: "I just bought a new car and if I don't bring something home for him too he's gonna be really upset. I need something really nice.."
Clerk: "Oh! That makes sense. All right, let me take you over here to the custom 1911s..."
"Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire." - R. A. Heinlein
is it me, or does even Tiger look orange-ish in that picture? CNN can't be fucking with the color correction again, can it?
Now that you mention it, I’m guessing orange tinted skin cream is the new MAGA hat, and less likely to provoke a confrontation. The nutjobs will just think you eat a lot of carrots.
https://health.usnews.com/wellness/h...-yellow-orange
"What's wrong with orange?"
There's nothing civil about this war.
They're Grrrrrrreat!
"What's wrong with orange?"
pat
Taking a break from social media.
Perhaps he's been using Trump's tanning bed....
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
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