Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Bigghoss]

How to say “my hovercraft is full of eels” in almost any language:

https://omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm

Why did I even click that? I keep my hovercraft in a garage so eels can't get to it.

[SeriousStudent]

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Honda Prius, Mercedes Prius, Toyota Prius. It's one of them Prius. I've never driven one, and doubt I ever will.

Everyone of them I have ever seen is always in the left lane doing 8 miles an hour below the speed limit, whilst fiddling with their iPhone. Sigh.

Then everyone swerves to go around them, and makes traffic more dangerous for all. But since they are busy saving the planet, I should probably be thankful.

Again - a sigh. That car just seems to attract self-absorbed people here in Texas. I hope it's different elsewhere.

[SeriousStudent]

How to say “my hovercraft is full of eels” in almost any language:

https://omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm

Where is Police Constable Pan Am when you need him? Clearly, that phrasebook constitutes a breach of the peace.

[TXBK]

[NEPAKevin]

If you're worried about your car then park at the far end of the lot away from everyone.

Why are you encouraging those assholes to park in the unwritten truck parking area where people like me park our trucks so we don't have to be near assholes like that?

[Bigghoss]

Why are you encouraging those assholes to park in the unwritten truck parking area where people like me park our trucks so we don't have to be near assholes like that?

Because there's tons of room out there for you and those people and dudes with trailers and people that live in vans.

[NEPAKevin]

Because there's tons of room out there for you and those people and dudes with trailers and people that live in vans.

In that case, to quote Bob Uecker, I must be in the front row...

[Joe in PNG]

Honda Prius, Mercedes Prius, Toyota Prius. It's one of them Prius. I've never driven one, and doubt I ever will.

Everyone of them I have ever seen is always in the left lane doing 8 miles an hour below the speed limit, whilst fiddling with their iPhone. Sigh.

Then everyone swerves to go around them, and makes traffic more dangerous for all. But since they are busy saving the planet, I should probably be thankful.

Again - a sigh. That car just seems to attract self-absorbed people here in Texas. I hope it's different elsewhere.

Once upon a time, it used to be that it was GM products (Olds, Buick, Cadillac) taking up the left lane doing 8 under, with the blinker flashing.

[Balisong]

Once upon a time, it used to be that it was GM products (Olds, Buick, Cadillac) taking up the left lane doing 8 under, with the blinker flashing.

I see it a lot with Corvettes too. Waste of a Vette

[jwperry]

Honda Prius, Mercedes Prius, Toyota Prius. It's one of them Prius. I've never driven one, and doubt I ever will.

Everyone of them I have ever seen is always in the left lane doing 8 miles an hour below the speed limit, whilst fiddling with their iPhone. Sigh.

Then everyone swerves to go around them, and makes traffic more dangerous for all. But since they are busy saving the planet, I should probably be thankful.

Again - a sigh. That car just seems to attract self-absorbed people here in Texas. I hope it's different elsewhere.

I think of this pic every time I put gas in my RAM.

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