Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Andy in NH]

Somehow the quotes must have gotten screwed up, I was never Infantry nor commissioned. Combat Engineer, enlisted.

Yes - I looked back at post #5822 and somehow the format got messed up.
No worries - I got to tell a story that I thought others would enjoy.

[Josh Runkle]

American Rifleman?

Kinda true. I mean, I love guns, but I’m tired of reading the articles about how I should post a picture of Dear Leader in my living room and bow before it.


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[holmes168]

First night ambush patrol exercise with the new Lt.
Right before we step off on the leader's recon he says in a whisper, "Follow the shadows" (there was a a full moon out).
We thought he said, "Follow the Shadow".
And there it was; his new nickname/call sign.
He ended up being a really good Lt.

We should have a funny military experiences thread much like some of the roll call stories on the LE thread (at least I’ve read funny ones over there).
That way I can explain why I wrote all the enemy symbols on my map in red marker just like taught in Benning. Of course- when I pulled my map out for my squad leaders, huddled under a poncho in the middle of the night- none of the red symbols could be seen- you know because of the red lense flashlight being used. Same day as I fell in the creek.

[walker2713]

[Bigghoss]

Kinda true. I mean, I love guns, but I’m tired of reading the articles about how I should post a picture of Dear Leader in my living room and bow before it.


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Back when I did get it I skipped straight past all the political stuff straight to the actual gun articles. I didn't pay any attention to the reviews either because I know those are BS.

[Peally]

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And you can bet your ass it'd be the same for Hillary. Time is a useless leftist rag about as credible as National Enquirer.

[Bigghoss]

[psalms144.1]

“Lieutenant, I think I found your problem.”

He thought it was an HK.

(unabashedly stolen from https://gunfreezone.net/)

I actually had a LCDR on the SOCOM staff load 6 magazines with 6 rounds each - bullets backwards in each magazine. He was a nuclear engineer, no less...

[RoyGBiv]

[Bucky]

I actually had a LCDR on the SOCOM staff load 6 magazines with 6 rounds each - bullets backwards in each magazine. He was a nuclear engineer, no less...

We had a guy bring a rental gun out from the range. Not only were the bullets in the magazine backwards, but the magazine was in the gun backwards, and jammed in pretty good. (Well, at least in the end, the bullets were facing the right direction :O ).