Not a meme, but a joke:
A guy was given a ticket to the first game of the World Series by a vendor who sold things to his business. He was excited to go to the game, but he was less than thrilled by the seat, which was at the top of a nosebleed section. Around the second inning, he saw that there was an empty seat 10 rows back from the first baseman.
The guy walked down, evaded security, and asked the woman who is sitting in the next seat if anybody was sitting there. She shook her head, so he sat down.
At the top of the third inning, he said: “This is a great seat, why would anybody in their right mind not use it?”
The woman said: “My husband had the ticket for that seat, but he’s passed away. We’ve gone to every World Series for the last 40 years. This is the first one that he missed.”
The man said: “I’m sorry to hear that. My condolences. But couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?“
She shook her head. “No,“ she said, “they’re all at the funeral.”
Damn the iPhone Typos!
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Originally Posted by walker2713
