This one hits a little too close to home. Change Christian to Jew and church to synagogue and c’est moi.
My favorite thing about the quarantines and lockdowns has been the opportunity to feign great distress over not being able to go to synagogue or the gym.
Nope too tasteless even for the not easily offended
Saw this on M4C:
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI