Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Blades]

Need a meme assist.

The 3 shells from Demolition Man and something about TP and Corona Virus.

Found online:

[Wondering Beard]

Well ... this was ... interesting?

https://twitter.com/@twitter/status/1249734903333154816

At least he's "fast on the draw".

[NEPAKevin]

^^^^For some reason I love that song.

Last breast cancer awareness day, I saw that the Divinyls were trending on twitter? I was a little sad to learn that lead singer, Chrissy Amphlett, had died some time ago from breast cancer and MS. OTOH, I also learned that during live performances, she would torment fellow band members with a neon stick light while wearing a school girl outfit, so it wasn't a total downer.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Before anyone gets excited, it was sent to me by a dear friend of Christian faith who teaches Sunday school and leads adult Bible discussions.

[HCM]

[Bigguy]

Me and a dude I used to work with used to warn each other about the various women we worked with, with the phrase "Watch out for her, she will boil your rabbit!"
This was for work (IT Support) not romance.

[baddean]

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary:
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and whiskey to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Whiskey. I fear whiskey supplies might not last
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide whether to carry the AR or the Glock.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. She’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of whiskey in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over worms. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like their Sirt pistol is making a hole in the wall?

[52Hubcap]

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One with dementia, the other with demontia. Potato/potatoe.

[mmc45414]

[eaglefrq]