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    Quote Originally Posted by delphidoc View Post
    She's walking him through the sentence bit by bit to make him understand it and use the stimulus money for its intended purpose. Then she says the whole sentence. He totally gets it and said he's going to buy a gun.
    Fixed it for ya
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    Someone emailed me an internal memo from CNN by mistake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by -ad- View Post
    Someone emailed me an internal memo from CNN by mistake...

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    The easter bunny died from COVID 19 do to the underlying condition of malnutrition brought on by climate change.
    We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5pins View Post
    The easter bunny died from COVID 19 do to the underlying condition of malnutrition brought on by climate change.
    "... And miles to go before I sleep".

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    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    Stop touching your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    Stop touching your face
    What I've observed: It helps me to see it as a fight. If it itches in the face and I tell myself "you shall not scratch!", the itching becomes more conscious and it's harder not to scratch. But if I tell myself in thought "No, Corona! You won't get me that easy!", then I switch into fight-mode and the itching just goes away.

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    It also helps, to give Corona a worse name in this moment. But I don't become upset, I stay quite cool, like an ice-cold killer.

    Last edited by P30; 04-12-2020 at 08:59 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P30 View Post
    What I've observed: It helps me to see it as a fight. If it itches in the face and I tell myself "you shall not scratch!", the itching becomes more conscious and it's harder not to scratch. But if I tell myself in thought "No, Corona! You won't get me that easy!", then I switch into fight-mode and the itching just goes away.
    Everyone has a breaking point...

    There's nothing civil about this war.

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