You mean dat tuchus...
There's nothing civil about this war.
Mike, there are Jews with guns next to you!
Ask them about Israeli carry?
^^^I just got the visual joke: mom's a striker gun, dad's a revolver, son's a hammer-fired semi-auto.
Sometimes I'm slow.
From Older Offspring after a discussion of coffee:
"If it doesn't come from the Kaffa province of Ethiopia, it's just hot roasted-bean juice."