Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.
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It’s a JOKE!
One could get asshole containment devices at the market...Originally Posted by JAD
We're gonna need bigger bags.
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I had to jump back in here for a sec to lay this golden egg:
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
From America's new newspaper of record:
'We'll Take Good Care Of These,' Says Mitch McConnell While Placing Impeachment Articles In Special Rectangular Filing Bin
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After yesterday's solemn impeachment procession across the Capitol Rotunda, a procession that was accompanied by 37 elephants, 42 jugglers, three fire sword-swallowers, and one tiny clown car, Mitch McConnell took possession of the articles of impeachment.
McConnell promised to take good care of the impeachment articles, solemnly vowing to place them in a very special rectangular filing bin reserved for impeachment proceedings.
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