Now, now, Hairbrush, go easy on our Newbie. He's a good dude and went to school at Torquemada High. So, lighten up. (BTW, I dig the Kaepernick meme.) He'd probably be the last guy to abandon a fellow soldier, cop, friend.
And Newb, I'm just bustin' 'em. (As I'm sure you know.) If I'm ever gonna be burned at the stake, I'll count on you to put me out of my misery quickly. For old time's sake.