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    Revolvers Revolvers 1911s Stephanie B's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldanders View Post
    "Brown Recluse Spiders evolve wings"

    That's going to be a neat nightmare for my arachnophobic self.

    I still remember the dream I had where a meteorite crashed into our house, mutating all the spiders into giants.

    THAT GAVE LIVE BIRTH.

    I love my brain.
    Must be interesting inside there.

    Anyhoo, I was cleaning around the cat’s litter box in the utility room. I moved the box and there was a brown recluse behind it. I dropped a very heavy book on it. I then saw a quivering movement under the furnace as other spiders reacted (“OMG, she killed Fred!”).

    I called the property manager, put my cat into his carrier and we went to work while the exterminator did his thing.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    Stolen from a P-Fer's FB page:

    Attachment 55400
    SAVE BETTY WHITE!!!!
    Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccmdfd View Post
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    If faced with dying of dehydration and drinking lemon-lime Gatorade again, I might just choose death.
    im strong, i can run faster than train

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    While I don’t see the Murder Hornets I was promised, I’ll concede this does get June off to a decent start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BehindBlueI's View Post
    SAVE BETTY WHITE!!!!
    At the end of it all, it will be up to Betty White and Keith Richards to repopulate the Earth.
    We deserve this.
    "It's surprising how often you start wondering just how featureless a desert some people's inner landscapes must be."
    -Maple Syrup Actual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Whitlock View Post
    At the end of it all, it will be up to Betty White and Keith Richards to repopulate the Earth.
    We deserve this.
    FHUGLY children will result !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    If faced with dying of dehydration and drinking lemon-lime Gatorade again, I might just choose death.
    Did you know that Gatorade was actually invented at the rival school, FSU, and not U of Florida, as popularly reported?
    The whole reason that the Gators got the nod is that corporate knew that nobody... would drink something...

    called...



    Seminole fluid.


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