*breaking news*
man murdered with starter pistol
police believe it was race related
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A fireman watched a little girl in a fire hat going down the sidewalk in a little red wagon pulled by a dog and a cat. The wagon had ladders on its sides and a coil of hose. She had one set of reins tied to the dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles.
"How cute," he said to the little girl. "But I think you'd go faster if you tied the cat's reins to its collar."
"True," said the little girl. "But what would I do for a siren?"
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If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.