Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[NEPAKevin]

I do love Lonely Island.

White chicks...

[RoyGBiv]

[Chance]

White chicks...

I will admit, I was a little dubious towards women's claims of sexism for a long time. And then I had a certain experience....

About seven years ago, when I was in extremely good shape (we're talking 8% body fat, underwear model kind of shape), I was walking into the Walmart adjacent to Cowboy Stadium. I was walking into the entrance, and there was a guy, dressed head to toe in leather boots including a leather "captain's" hat, and he looked directly at me, stopped, and said, "Come here if you want to get that dick sucked."

It took about twenty seconds for what he said to dawn on me, and by that time, I had walked off. Not that I would have laid a hand on him, because he was probably a petri dish of STDs, but what he said left me feeling with a skin crawling, "Eeeeeeewwwwwww."

Women get this every day. And if you imagine young women being hit on by men old enough to be their father, it starts to sink in. Suffice it to say: respect people, and don't offer them oral sex until they've agreed to go on a date with you.

[John Hearne]

I was walking into the Walmart adjacent to Cowboy Stadium. I was walking into the entrance, and there was a guy, dressed head to toe in leather boots including a leather "captain's" hat, and he looked directly at me, stopped, and said, "Come here if you want to get that dick sucked." ... It took about twenty seconds for what he said to dawn on me, and by that time, I had walked off. Not that I would have laid a hand on him, because he was probably a petri dish of STDs, but what he said left me feeling with a skin crawling, "Eeeeeeewwwwwww."

Anyone who's interested can always volunteer to be a decoy in our operations we run to deter illicit sexual activity in our parking lots.

This is not fiction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQBm-DW9_8

[Greg]

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[NEPAKevin]

Suffice it to say: respect people, and don't offer them oral sex until they've agreed to go on a date with you.

Apparently young-uns think otherwise. Young people are having sex BEFORE dating

It found that 18-34-year-olds are 48 per cent more likely to get into bed with somebody before going for dinner or a drink than all other generations.

[HCM]

[Malamute]

Apparently young-uns think otherwise. Young people are having sex BEFORE dating

It found that 18-34-year-olds are 48 per cent more likely to get into bed with somebody before going for dinner or a drink than all other generations.

Having once been young and riding motorcycles, this doesn't surprise me.

[Josh Runkle]

Having once been young and riding motorcycles, this doesn't surprise me.

I'm just too young to understand motorcycle culture from a specific time period of my childhood.

It's like, 2017: "Oh, you ride motorcycles. You must like the adventure. You know, those things can be dangerous, watch out for stupid people who can't drive."

Regarding 1947: "Oh, you rode motorcycles in 1947. That must have been awesome. The open road, the gas savings. Tell me about that time period."

Regarding 1987: "Oh, you rode motorcycles. How'd you quit the hookers and cocaine?"

What does that mean to have once "ridden motorcycles"?


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[blues]

I'm just too young to understand motorcycle culture from a specific time period of my childhood.

It's like, 2017: "Oh, you ride motorcycles. You must like the adventure. You know, those things can be dangerous, watch out for stupid people who can't drive."

Regarding 1947: "Oh, you rode motorcycles in 1947. That must have been awesome. The open road, the gas savings. Tell me about that time period."

Regarding 1987: "Oh, you rode motorcycles. How'd you quit the hookers and cocaine?"

What does that mean to have once "ridden motorcycles"?


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I guess you wouldn't understand...