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Thread: Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - EASILY TRIGGERED KEEP OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by J0hnny View Post
    When all you have is a hammer, who's going to do your nails?

    Where's Percy Sledge now with "When a Man Loves a Woman"?

    Now she's the one scoping out potential partners and saying, "I'd hit that".
    "Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing." - John Stuart Mill, 1867

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerrero View Post
    That took me a minute into the video before I understood the joke.
    "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master"

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    These days I’m carrying my 2 oz bottle of Apex Offense liquid sanitizer AIWB, another 2 oz bottle of Apex Offense ballistic sanitizer gel concealed in my tactical sport coat pocket, several paper towels at 9 o’clock for door handles, my hall pass certifying that I provide professional services to life sustaining organizations, a gun, and tactical lint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triggerf16 View Post
    That took me a minute into the video before I understood the joke.
    Panda Express has a radio commercial in heavy rotation in my area, advertising their "original Orange Chicken." Pretty much whenever Older Offspring and I hear that commercial, one of us invariably says, "What a ninja got to do around here to get some orange chicken?!?"
    "What's Occam's razor?"
    "Probably a razor that belongs to some dude named Occam."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerrero View Post
    Panda Express has a radio commercial in heavy rotation in my area, advertising their "original Orange Chicken." Pretty much whenever Older Offspring and I hear that commercial, one of us invariably says, "What a ninja got to do around here to get some orange chicken?!?"
    My kid could live on that stuff.

    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    I'm German and agree. German grammar should be simplified, much in it is complicated and pretty useless.

    On the other hand, I prefer the German spelling of words over the English spelling. It is simpler, more like we speak. You use more letters or letter combinations for the same speech sound than we. And although I suppose that there are more English than German words, I feel that yours are more ambiguous than ours. We link short words in order to make new terms, sometimes we overdo it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P30 View Post
    ...sometimes we overdo it.
    Finally.


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