You could restate that meme as "Whatever car you grandmother drove from 1990-2005 can hold so much probable cause."
E.g. Buick LeSaber, Mercury Grand Marquis, Ford Crown Victoria, Chevrolet Impalla, etc.
Good thing my own ride is an ‘86.
I’m here to tell you thar the difference between "a classic!" and "dope-dealing, property crime shitbird" is aftermarket rims.
Stock wheels and no orange peel? You can drive an ‘86 lincoln through favela norte without getting pulled. But my boxing friend who has 18" rims on her ‘84 Caddy? She cant drive across the Fred Meyer parking lot without attracting a patrol unit.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. -George Orwell
Now if they'd only come up with a similar chart for car trunks.