"You can't win a war with choirboys. " Mad Mike Hoare
That would be a funny show. One crazy fucker in north Florida smuggeling lizards and meth in a busted '87 Camero running on only 7 cylinders of a 305 and missing both T-tops. Getting into fights with aligators and making a beer run in a scissor lift because his car wouldn't start.
"Sapiens dicit: 'Ignoscere divinum est, sed noli pretium plenum pro pizza sero allata solvere.'" - Michelangelo
When the "Florida Man" comment came up on the last page, I was going to say, at least not in the Panhandle... not so fast.
Both of these are headlines in today's Pensacola News Journal
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime...ys/1757209001/
andPensacola man masturbating outside Walmart grabbed deputy's rear end, ECSO says
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime...re/1754379001/
Pensacola man allegedly left wife naked on Scenic Highway before setting her car on fire
Maybe we need some Floribama Man stories...
There's nothing civil about this war.