Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[UNM1136]

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@blues. @Stephanie B

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[blues]

@blues. @Stephanie B

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thank you pat for that

i'd not have known otherwise

haikus are a gas

[Borderland]

Apparently they are combing local Swimming Pools calling his name...Bob...

(Gawd I’m going to Hell. I just know it).

PF already sold your contact info. You're covered.

[Stephanie B]

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Seven seats across
Not a single aisle present
Spirit Airlines drools


Damn the iPhone Typos!

[Stephanie B]

Do you think he will skate?

Imagine trying to find other guys to fill out a lineup.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Tonight on COPS:

GET ON YOUR KNEES, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

-- Bang, bang, bang!

At trial of the officer: Your Honor and Members of the jury, the deceased refused to show me his hands and I thought he was going for a handgun.

[J0hnny]

[Glenn E. Meyer]

I have to add to the above, we have a new component to the safety brief. The range has rest rooms up a short hill from the bays. Males can pee in back of the parked vehicles in the woods there. Look out for snakes though. Other business walk up the hill.

So - the match director (IDPA) has to add. Here is a new rule for the match. If you have to poop, Do NOT poop in front of the parked trucks and leave a pile crap and toilet paper visible in the parking lot when we leave.

We were shocked as to who might have done such. Not to work because it was the USPSA guys the day before. However, it did generate a new range rule.

[UNM1136]

Tonight on COPS:

GET ON YOUR KNEES, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

-- Bang, bang, bang!

At trial of the officer: Your Honor and Members of the jury, the deceased refused to show me his hands and I thought he was going for a handgun.

Uhhhhhh, similar has happened. Just sayin'


ETA: also Bob, Matt, Phil et.al could not go to their knees .

pat

[Darth_Uno]

I have to add to the above, we have a new component to the safety brief. The range has rest rooms up a short hill from the bays. Males can pee in back of the parked vehicles in the woods there. Look out for snakes though. Other business walk up the hill.

So - the match director (IDPA) has to add. Here is a new rule for the match. If you have to poop, Do NOT poop in front of the parked trucks and leave a pile crap and toilet paper visible in the parking lot when we leave.

We were shocked as to who might have done such. Not to work because it was the USPSA guys the day before. However, it did generate a new range rule.

I could tell you some stories from the job site. I have seen some shit. Quite literally.


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