That's worse than reading the YouTube comments....I feel for you.
And all CALEA really says is that you have to address things with a policy, they don't mandate what the policy says. The CALEA argument is either an ignorant administration, or an admin who is hiding behind the accreditation. CALEA is a huge waste of money, but it's great for Chiefly types to get expenses paid vacations to other cities to 'inspect' them.
But if you watch the "Why CALEA" video, it can apparently protect you from all lawsuits and hurricanes. So there's that.