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Thread: A controversy we can all get behind...marble genitals

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    A controversy we can all get behind...marble genitals

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ed-people-too/

    Suuure, the museum can have marble weiners flopping everywhere you look, but you leave an inflatable adult novelty on your porch ONE TIME and the neighbors talk about it forever. It's art, people!

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    I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.
    Trump will save us.

    Pass the whiskey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    Trump will save us.

    Pass the whiskey.
    (sigh)(gulp gulp gulp)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.
    That'll offend the Iranians as well.

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    Reading Guests of the Ayatollah (great read). The book mentions that the guards initially put cameras in the men's bathroom. Some of the Marines proceeded to make such lewd gestures that the Iranians couldn't bear to watch, and eventually removed the cameras.
    "Sapiens dicit: 'Ignoscere divinum est, sed noli pretium plenum pro pizza sero allata solvere.'" - Michelangelo

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    And the same people they believe they're protecting are probably the first ones on juggs4tugs.com after sundown.

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    Anyone that afraid of something that 50 percent of the human race has is in for a rough go of it. JMO.

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    I thought a thread about marble genitals was going to be about Wild Weasel pilots, or Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers.
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    Leave them exposed, and put bacon on their heads. The more the Iranians are uncomfortable and offended the happier I am.
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