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    I love the dark meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeadHunter View Post
    I love the dark meat.
    Somebody else quote that so I can like it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeadHunter View Post
    I love the dark meat.
    I prefer the dark meat bird parts too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sadmin View Post
    Try one of these-

    http://www.gobblegobble.com/mobile/index.php


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    Oh man. Just had one of these Greenberg smoked turkeys tonight for a delayed Thanksgiving dinner. Best turkey ever. My Malaysian/Indian wife hates turkey; thinks it is "insipid". She loved this one.

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    Greenberg's are awesome.

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    Bump to the top so I can see all you miserable souls complain about turkey.

    Commies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_Jenkins View Post
    I hate Turkey.

    There, I said it.

    As a little boy, we always ate Turkey in November. Later in life, it was always there for the holidays, like some kind of winged specter.

    I don't like the taste of Turkey. It's so bad, you have to disguise it with mountains of mashed potato, ladles of gravy, and gobs of cranberry relish.

    Turkey leftovers stay in the fridge for days, like an unwelcome Uncle. In my life, I've had to eat Turkey sandwiches, Turkey Soup, Warmed up Turkey. For days. And days.

    It takes forever to cook a turkey. Frozen, they take a minimum of two days on the drainboard. Space that could be better used, like, say, to make a plate of chips and salsa. They bake for hours and hours. The house heats up. The smell of Turkey lingers, much like that Uncle.

    I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

    Tomorrow we're going for Chinese Take Out.

    I still hate Turkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_Jenkins View Post
    I still hate Turkey.
    Can't believe you keep your stinky old uncle in the refrigerator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    Can't believe you keep your stinky old uncle in the refrigerator.
    My father always said, “Relatives, like Fish, begin to stink after three days.”
    Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
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    Well, we did end up doing a turkey in the wood stove for Canadian Thanksgiving (six weeks ago).

    I mentioned it on page one, and Erin pulled it off. It was incredible. Slightly smokey.




    Took up the whole oven.




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