You guys are quacking me up. Aflac!
You guys are quacking me up. Aflac!
Fairness leads to extinction much faster than harsh parameters.
You only get one swat per person per duck until you swat someone with a goose, at which point you can start over with the duck.Originally Posted by RoyGBiv
One swat is not pummeling. Hence my disappointment.
Looks like she only hit him once. No harm, no fowl.
Brings a new meaning to fowling piece
Shoulda just given him the bird...
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Well done!
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
All of these great puns, yet no one went for the obvious "if he did not want to get hit, he should DUCK next time"...
Or was that just too easy?
“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.” - Shane
Duck you sucker!
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