Put down your razors gents and get those tactibeards ready for the ladies....

[BaiHu]

I was just talking with DameHu and she informed me that her friend would like us to meet her new b/f tomorrow. She then informs me that she met him on a beard dating website. Naturally I questioned if they were both gay and that 'beard' didn't refer to facial hair, b/c that would just be silly having a dating website with just bearded men. Once she explained to me that I was wrong, my only natural response was to drop a few f-bombs and a whatthuhfrack before I scurried to the interwebz.

Behold gentlemen:

For the tacticool and stolen valor crowd?

http://www.bristlr.com/ Connecting those with beards to those who want to stroke beards.

For the hipster crowd?

http://beardiful.com/ Beardiful.com is a free online dating site where guys with beards can find suitable dating partners who are into the scruff.

For the guys who had a beard before it was en vogue crowd? The OBs?

http://www.lumbermatch.com/ Where beardies meet beauties.

Really? Match.com or whatever dating website doesn't have a 'like beard' or 'doesn't like beards' option?

Next we'll see revolver.com competing against gunbroker, b/c it takes too long to drag the menu down to the revolver section?

[Chance]

None of this should be a thing.

[BehindBlueI's]

I am amused.

[JDM]

The world is a beautiful place filled with beautiful things, as evidenced above.

[RevolverRob]

I remind you guys of Rules 34 and 36 of the Internets:

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it - no exceptions

Rule 36: If you've thought of it, then there's somebody out there with a fetish for it.

If I wasn't already a happily married man, Bristlr seems like it would be quite an entertaining venture.

-Rob

[Totem Polar]

One of my favorite sayings (that I picked up from here) applies: "Nothing surprises me anymore. However, I am amazed on occasion."

[RJ]

I ain't clickin' on any of those links. Eek.







PS Met my wife on match.com. True story.

[Dagga Boy]

Haters.......being a man is just a dying art. I am happy to know that if the current red head decides to flee to greener pastures, there will be a line of waiting women on Vikingbeard.com to choose from who will appreciate my mass of facial hair.

[Dagga Boy]

Just an update on this...... When you tell your redhead girlfriend how lucky she is to be blessed with your large bearded presence because there are websites full of women dying to date you in all your hairy awesomeness, it is advised to put your Viking Helmet on beforehand. I will be nursing a head injury and sleeping with one eye open. Learning has occurred.

[Drang]

I am informed by reliable sources (i.e., HH6) that the clean shaven state is preferable to the "not yet quite a beard" state. Fortunately, my beard grows fast enough that she only looked like she was having an allergic reaction to something for a week or so...
Still, after 20 years of only being able to grow a beard when I had more than a week's leave, by Day Three of not shaving I break out in hives and have to scrape off the foliage. Still, I suppose if Mrs. Drang were to come to her senses and some young hottie with a thing for bearded guys her grandfather's age came along...