That was beautiful; makes me want to run out and buy one.
Did you used to work for FEMA? Because that artful double-speak sounds exactly like those guys talked when we were infested with them during Katrina. "We need to get a visual on the situation so we can de-conflict the issue." The issue? Getting a shit-load of paper plates to the mess facility set up at Gretna PD.
(I hope you know I'm laughing with you; that really is funny… and well-written)
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