OK ma'am, please come with me. That'll be $7999.99 for the false police dispatch and lying to my face. Cash or check?Originally Posted by voodoo_man
So last night was a cluster, since its the third day of a three or four day weekend for most of these types of people, so that means the third or fourth day of a bender, or one they are trying to sober up from.
I respond to a domestic situation. When I get there, a hipster girl meets me at the door, obviously overly intoxicated, possibly high too. She's got all the weird tattoo's on weird parts of her body (like a giant anchor on her inner thigh, what's the purpose of that?) and of course that rank odor hipster musk mixed with the lack of bathing.
She turns on the water works about her boyfriend, cursing up a storm (like a lady should) and dropping things like "I won't let this happen again!" I finally get the gist of the situation out of her and she said her boyfriend assaulted her. Ok, pretty open and shut, except she's got no visible red marks or injuries and the stuff she was saying occurred would have left them without a doubt. I am trying to get her to decide if she is going to come in and make a statement when another unit picks up her boyfriend, also very intoxicated, walking down the street around the corner.
I drive her over, "yep that's the motherfucker!" Alrighty then, lets go make a statement - "Nope, not doing that, I changed my mind, you guys scared him so that'll teach him."
*thisisn'thowthisworks.jpg*
She refuses to go, then I tell her if she wants him arrested she has to go with us and make a report, her response? "I made the whole thing up."
*rage.jpg* on the inside...
I told her to have a nice day, they both met up down the street and walked home.
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