Got the FedEx tracking numbers for the two packages now on their way, scheduled to arrive Friday.
@RoyGBiv, I know this is a lot of "ifs," but if I lived near you, and if I were a girl, and if I were THAT kind of girl, and if I were good looking, you'd be looking forward to a really good time this weekend.
Alas, I look forward to buying you dinner should we ever be in the same place at the same time.