A “number” of years back as a young DC9 copilot, I flew with a gent who always wore Nomex gloves. It was kind of an “anomaly” amongst the pilot group. Everyone knew him and giggled. One day, I was flying with one of his greatest critics. When it came time to do the checklist, I reached up on the glare shield and grabbed it with my flowerd-garden-gloved hands. I thought the captain was gonna wet his pants from laughing. About a year later, same guy shows up for a trip fresh off a vasectomy. His briefing was “I’m gonna just sit here today. You got it all.” So...when it came time to do the intro PA, I introduced him as “Captain Gelding”.
He said it hurt when he laughed...
😁