Blonde woman crashes Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Aston, and Ferrari simultaneously:
Million-Dollar Fender Bender
Clearly it's time to ban cars...
Blonde woman crashes Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Aston, and Ferrari simultaneously:
Million-Dollar Fender Bender
Clearly it's time to ban cars...
Now, that's not fair. The Car Control people don't want to ban cars, just... manage the risks to society. Sure, millions of Americans use theirs cars peacefully, but we can't count on felons, mentally ill persons, and the criminally ditzy to drive safely. What this Car Control legislation proposes is a few simple, unobtrusive checks and balances to make sure that car keys don't fall into the wrong hands, and to prevent tragedies like this one.
Don't be difficult.
You left out the word "reasonable." You need to say it three times per sentence. It's a rule.
Sorry, I'm new at this. Well, reasonably new...
Additionally, purchasers of cars in Maryland shall be subject to a 7 day waiting period before being able to lawfully take custody of their new wheels.
Also, mufflers require a time-consuming filing process and a $200 tax stamp.
Fuel tanks shall be limited to no more than 10 gallons, for private citizens. This will curtail aggressive driving, drag racing and other reckless pursuits.
It's Bentley's fault. They didn't provide an adequate collision avoidance system in the car. I mean really, a $363,000 car should almost be able to drive itself after all.
-Seconds Count. Misses Don't-
Reasonable purchases of multiple reasonably priced cars on the same day must be reasonably reported.
Well come on, no one "needs" a car that can go 195 MPH anyway, and as long as people insist on driving these cars that are capable of those speeds, it's just deaths waiting to happen. Everyone should be restricted to a Suzuki Lianna.
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