Any Calamari fans here?

[nycnoob]

When I was in College I took a girl on a first date to an Italian restaurant. I ordered calamari. When it came she asked "what is that?".
I gave her a taste, and chose a particularly juicy piece of knotted tentacles. I was worried she might be squeamish so I told her
"Its a plant, you can see the roots here". Later she was indignant "I KNEW it was not a plant!".

[Nephrology]

When I was in College I took a girl on a first date to an Italian restaurant. I ordered calamari. When it came she asked "what is that?".
I gave her a taste, and chose a particularly juicy piece of knotted tentacles. I was worried she might be squeamish so I told her
"Its a plant, you can see the roots here". Later she was indignant "I KNEW it was not a plant!".

Hahahaha. That's amazing

[TR675]

It is worth reading this sentence in the article -

Basically, all they're saying is, "WELL IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE!!!"

I know, I was trying to make a funny.

The article screams "click bait" to me.