"For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and, satisfied, drove on into the night."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy --
I swear I just read something about guns as fetishes...
Be nice if everyone fainted without having to pull the trigger.
That right there is funny.
I like the ending on this one better;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-jKCF6u5w
Ever a classic.
That commercial always reminded me of this post. (In the thread that eventually led to Larry Correia writing his Monster Hunter International books: Great Moments in Internet Gun Nerd History. )