Flashlights for the "baller"

[Totem Polar]

Just a quick drive-by posting on this one; knowing ToddG's taste in both firearms and watches, I figured I'd hit him where he lives and stir the pot at the same time...

http://www.darksucks.com/home.html


Apologies in advance if the whole world has already seen these.

[Sal Picante]

Looks like a lightsaber!

Sweet...

[Tamara]

I don't get it.

[justintime]

I always lose flashlights, this would make me have a sad

[Byron]

I far prefer these



https://www.nebotools.com/prod_details.php?id=146

[ToddG]

No strobe, no sale.

[Chefdog]

No strobe, no sale.

Now come on, that's just silly. Anyone can plainly see that a dedicated strobe isn't necessary with this light. The 34k fusion powered lumens bounce around off all those nickle plated nooks and crannies, causing a terribly frightening strobe effect. It's so powerful that one person had their eyelashes fused when they thought about looking towards the light.
We should all buy them now before Feinstein sees how unnecessary these dangerous assault lights are.

[Chuck Haggard]

All of the tail cap lights I have come with a strobe feature, it's called "my thumb".

[Dropkick]

All of the tail cap lights I have come with a strobe feature, it's called "my thumb".

Your thumb can move at 12 Hz?

[Erik]

Your thumb can move at 12 Hz?

More when I was an adolescent.