Originally Posted by
TCinVA
I have lots of things to say, but none of them are coming out right. So instead, here's a fun story about me and Todd getting up to some shenanigans:
We both attended separate classes at the same facility. Todd took a beginner's level class to see how they did things as he was briefly flirting with doing beginners instruction.
In Todd's class there was a young man from Chicago with absolutely no experience with firearms whatsoever. He was struggling and wasn't getting enough individual attention to really help him given the size of the class. So after class on the second day Todd calls me and says "Tim, this guy needs individual help and I've seen what you can do with new shooters...you're the perfect guy to help him, dude. These other guys aren't going to." The man knew how to play on my sympathies.
So I grab my trust range-bag Glock 17 that goes with me to just about every class just-in-case, and we ambush him outside his room. "Hey! This is my friend Tim. And he's going to help you get sorted out."
And then for the next two hours we basically forced this kid to dryfire. Pretty much against his will. He did it, but he wasn't exactly enthusiastic about this development. After 2-2.5 hours of this...with the kid pouring sweat by the end of it...he asked for a break. As he left to go smoke a cigarette I told Todd "You know he's going to go out there, dial 911, and tell the cops that he's being held against his will by two armed white dudes." We both found the prospects of explaining to the local constabulary that we had been forcing this kid to learn marksmanship fundamentals to be utterly hilarious. We both ended up on the floor laughing our ass off. "He could have left at any time! We actually GAVE him a gun! Sure, it was unloaded but that didn't matter for Patty Hearst!"
He came back in after a long smoke break and Todd made a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail that the kid didn't get because he'd never seen the movie. I just happened to have a DVD of that movie in my car, at that time equipped with a DVD player. So then we forced him to watch The Holy Grail for a bit. I threw in the towel personally after a while because at that point I really was concerned that we were bordering on a serious felony.
The next day the kid goes back on the line and where he had been the worst guy there in terms of marksmanship and handling, he was suddenly one of the top shooters. He actually contacted me sometime later asking if he could get a picture Todd took of him in that class, and thanking the both of us for Shanghai-ing him into a better shooter.