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It’s about time OJ dig up dirt on Hillary

It’s very easy to set up a safe archery range in your backyard, basement or in the hallway. Archery teaches good discipline and focus. Best advice I can give is twofold-
1) Always have fun, no...

When I lived in Blanding, a little town in Utah, you had to keep your doors locked. Not to keep people from taking things from your house or your car. To keep them from putting things in. You’d come...

How does Helen Keller drive a car?

One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road

This thing really puts the "Ugh!" in "Ugly!"

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Same is true when the husband is about to say “When you get a chance”. He knows to save his breath and just put his shoes on…

There are worse justifications

A clever lawyer could go to the BLM and offer to represent them in a case against Chicago for authorizing the use of easily converted-to-auto firearms against blacks.

Inuyasha

Green with envy, dripping purple sarcasm- all in P-F orange

THIS IS HOW YOU GET BLACK SHEEP
A minister was sent on a mission to a small village in Africa. After he was there for a couple of years, the Headman called him into his hut for “A little chat”.
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Et tu, awp?

Doesn’t look like a BAR

The IRS does tax ALL our shit

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

"Mr....

And the script for it is already written!

When I watched the Start Trek episode “The Menagerie” as a child, I was astonished a humanoid species of advanced intelligence and technology could not figure out the basic shape of a human being...

Brewing in an Amish Paradise

Obviously not a Jeep owner

I'm laughing as I read this because I'm picturing a guy standing at the gun counter comparing two handguns. He tells the clerk "I dunno. I really like this Staccato with it's red dot sight. But my...

Yeah, this described me for far too long. Don't worry, I have embraced the modern world- at least the red dot part of it.

Now, if someone would only make a two dot red sight to make hold overs...

Anything Il-Khan do to help.

So, the sheik up in Pakistan is there’s NOT a new Sharif in town?

Fixed it for ya

"Don't trust anything you see on the internet" Abraham Lincoln, 2nd President of the United States

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