Think about it...
This one time I was sitting alone in my room, observing the appropriate practices of [
insert your preferred religion here]. All of a sudden, [
insert music you don't like here] came on the [
modern broadcast equipment], and all I could think of was murder, and rape, and robbery. Being a person of such weak moral character, I knew I needed to escape the negative influence. I quickly turned to my trusted source of moral guidance: [
insert other modern technology here]. Soon, I was inundated with more imagery of [
insert vague evil entity here]. I could no longer control myself; I started dancing in provocative ways, and considering tactics to destroy the moral purity of society around me.
This is totally unlike [
insert any random point in history], when everyone sang happy songs and cultural media only ever presented positive images. As any historian will tell you,
humans have become more and more violent as time has gone on. If only human kind would revert to [
an even earlier point in history], all would be well again.
That about cover it? Or am I missing some of the mad-lib outrage?