That was some strong arm tactics like organized crime. I guess it was organized crime with a twist. :D
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Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching
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"OK, Aiden, remember -- if they ask you what your name is, just say, 'No hablo ingles,'" said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. "And don't pick at your fake mustache; it'll fall off. Don't forget your poncho!"
"I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!"
AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza
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The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wife-beater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"
“And, like, where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video
I love BB.
I remember installing Windows 95 on my desktop so I could run a planetarium program. It was on more than 20 floppies if I remember correctly. I ended up having to buy a better video card because my dad's hand-me-down business computers only supported CGA graphics. Back in those pre-Pentium VESA Local Bus days a meg of RAM (SIMM) cost $50.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM