Christmas Party Surprise

This story was shared by someone on a forum recently -

"With the holidays and multiple social sessions, I would like to share a personal experience with drinking and driving.
Everyone has had close experiences or brushes with the law when trying to navigate their way home from the many social sessions.
Last night was one of those times for me, I had too many whiskies, followed by wine, and then shots to finish the night.
I still had enough common sense to know that I was impaired so I did something I had never done before -- I took a taxi home.
Sure enough, on the way home there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they just waved it through, and I arrived home without incident.
This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before.
I don’t know where I got it and now that it is in my garage I don’t know what to do with it. So if anyone wants to borrow it, please give me a call."

:p

I had to read it twice.

You had me biting hard at first, took it hook line and sinker, but I liked it.