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He was Florida's serial police impersonator, even starting his own mini-police force complete with 18 'cruisers' - and now notorious fake cop and registered sex offender Jeremy Charles DeWitte is set to be released from prison.
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This seems like a story thatmaywill not end well...
I’ll bet he gets back to his old tricks soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by blues
I mean, you can't question his commitment and follow through...
God knows that's more effort than I ever put into being a cop.
Wow. We've certainly got a surplus of mental illness in our country.
I have no words
Oh boy. As mentioned, that may not work out well.
Hell, I'm starting to wonder if I'm the impersonator. I mean, I get a check and everything, but this dude's out making his own department? I cry a little if I have to buy new boots, and he's ponying up for his own motorcycle?Quote:
Originally Posted by feudist
The good news is since he started impersonating in '03 he's nearly 100% vested in his imaginary pension, so hopefully he can retire soon. Then he can be a bitter retiree impersonator and talk about his last department fucked him like a housecat for political reasons and he still had more good years to give. Then an imaginary sheriff's department can pick him up as a reserve impersonator.
How does this guy fund his delusional lifestyle? Given his previous convictions, he’s pretty much unemployable in most jobs/trades that require even a cursory background check.
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It's like that episode of Southland was pulled from real life.
Rats!
I guessed California based on the title.
It says he does funeral escorts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Reese
Maybe he's also a stripper for dudes? Or another sort of escort?
Both involve stiffs, right?
*ba dum tish*
Aren’t you retired LE, too 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by feudist
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Originally Posted by LittleLebowski
This guy’s story has been on YouTube for the past few years. His police interrogations are hilarious, and his arguments with judges are just as crazy.
https://youtu.be/0BdtSrKSpk8
He’s unbearable to question:
https://youtu.be/wXqtYSZVAro
I bet you he wasn't crazy enough to claim he was a cop while in jail.
The only thing I can hope for is that he tries to pull over a real cop and gets what he has coming to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleLebowski
The bad thing is that this clown will make it more difficult for police interactions with citizens, once the word gets out about him being out there.
I've always wondered about this too. And who the heck hires this lunatic? I can't believe he has employees who go along with this BS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Reese
Marvel will probably pick up his story and make him an offer to base another super hero character on his exploits.
https://youtu.be/6iFcGNOWnA8
Seems lots of people don't care that a person has a few faults these days.
Police impersonators leave home and ride around in pseudo police cars trying to play police...while real police ride around for 8 hours in a police car wishing they were at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by feudist
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