I hung the fucking thing by its cord and executed it. I have no regrets doing so.
Fourteen rounds of Federal 147 grain FMJs out of the 5906 was all the ammo I was going to expend on this task. I figured it deserved the same undignified fate as the last slice of bread I placed in it, so off to meet its maker* it went.
I now have a new toaster, but I reckon I’ll end up shooting that one someday too.
*Figuratively speaking. The “maker” was probably some sweatshop in China.
Autopsy Photo
https://i.ibb.co/Njh8Dnf/toaster-1.jpg