Originally Posted by
Clusterfrack
I was on a run yesterday and encountered two odd individuals whose appearance and behavior didn't add up.
Guy#1 was walking his large dog on a short leash, wearing jeans with tucked-in plaid shirt, and a large backpack with a safe packer-type pouch prominently attached to a shoulder strap. He said "Hello, sir!" Walking stiffly 5 yards behind him was Guy#2, also wearing jeans and tucked-in plaid shirt. He didn't respond to my "Hey, how's it going?". These dudes were completely out of place in the Portland hills, where no one except annoyed LEO's say "Hello, sir!"
My top three explanations: 1) awkward LEO gay couple looking for a picnic site? 2) 40yr old LDS missionaries walking their dog? 3) psycho killers scouting for victims?