Here’s to you, Mr. ODOT Road Sign Programmer Guy!!
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Here’s to you, Mr. ODOT Road Sign Programmer Guy!!
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One of senior interrogators had a strange phobia of little people, and it was pretty well known. We ran into this guy (or a guy who looked a lot like him wearing the same outfit, I grabbed this picture off the internet) on an operation and the other dudes on the mission told him they thought they had a serious bad guy. He freaked out a little when he had to do the tactical questioning of him.
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One of my jobs was to go through videos on captured phones and I watched an Indian war movie that had all little people in it. Afghans have a weird sense of humor.
We had a guy who was the opposite. He unwisely let it be known that he had the hots for amputee women and within 15 minutes it was common knowledge throughout the battalion. May have even become a question for the E-6 board.
The guys would be out drinking, and at some point someone would walk up to the table where he was sitting and casually say, "There's a chick over there missing an arm/leg." He'd sit up and start looking around, practically sniffing the air trying to find her. A few seconds later the table would dissolve into helpless laughter, and he'd remind us of what a bunch of assholes we were.
As if we didn't already know...
Okie John
I was planning a mission that had us spending some days in Ghana, Africa and had a Sgt I didn’t know find me and volunteer to go. We didn’t need his job and when I asked why he was volunteering, he (skinny country white kid) sheepishly said that larger black women were his thing (Ghana was like a Jamboree for just that demographic, which, I assume he had heard). I immediately added him to the crew!! He had literally nothing to do so I sent him to the market for our lunch for about four days. The rest of the time was his. I’ve been a hero to him since!!
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When I was running a MEDCAP/ENCAP in Cambodia I bought 30K condoms to give out. The A/B team that worked with us went through about 3K in the 45 days we were there. 1st group dudes liked the Cambodian ladies.
In Morocco some Moroccan military officers had a thing for Nordic blondes. They maintained a brothel in Rabat for just those officers who supported the trade. Those women were some real blonde, blue eyed standouts.
That's just what I heard from some other folks that I worked with.