Turkeys are THE most disgusting bird this side of a Central Park pigeon. About 20 years ago, they “introduced” a number of brooding pairs into our area. They acted like rabbits. Now they’re everywhere. We’ve given up on keeping screens on the basement windows. They wander thru, see their reflection in the glass and rip the screens apart. Same with the deck. Benjamin Franklin had some great ideas, but making flying goldfish our National Bird wasn’t amongst them.