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TCinVA
05-18-2011, 08:20 AM
I saw this a few days ago and I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Since then I've watched it roughly 2.6 million times and I still find myself laughing like an idiot with every viewing. Perhaps it's really just that funny...perhaps it's the pirate hat...or perhaps it's memories of being at a dance where they played some of Mr. Bolton's work much to the chagrin of many of those in attendance.

In any case, I'll post it...but be forewarned that there are swear words and adult themes in the video, so it might not be safe for work and probably isn't something little ones should be watching. (Although in reality it's probably already on their iPods.) If your little ones have asked you who Michael Bolton is recently, well...now you know why. Click at your own peril:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01307/bolton3_682_1307077a.jpg

You have been warned.

...and yes, I did think about making that picture my avatar.

ToddG
05-18-2011, 08:31 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll672cEXn91qbq6yuo1_400.jpg

...and yes, I did think about making that picture my avatar.

Fixed it for you.

orionz06
05-18-2011, 08:31 AM
...and yes, I did think about making that picture my avatar.

Photoshop Michael Bolton and a Sturmgewehr together.

TCinVA
05-18-2011, 08:34 AM
I couldn't photoshop a reasonable stick figure if forced to do so at gunpoint. Yet another reason why I carry a gun. ;)

ToddG
05-18-2011, 08:39 AM
Even better avatar for TC... drunk blonde chicks would definitely want to run their fingers through that hair:
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gtmtnbiker98
05-18-2011, 08:43 AM
Dude, when he's dressed like a woman, I could swear he looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

orionz06
05-18-2011, 08:46 AM
Dude, when he's dressed like a woman, I could swear he looks like a horse.

I don't see it.

ToddG
05-18-2011, 08:46 AM
Good point, gtmt. This would definitely make the best avatar for TC yet:
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Kyle Reese
05-18-2011, 08:49 AM
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_dog_pictures_what_has_been_seen_The_Trollfac e-s499x331-142889-580.jpg

LittleLebowski
05-18-2011, 09:47 AM
Dude, when he's dressed like a woman, I could swear he looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0_4FHvFOfsoPWdC7M8JbhgKjb4X0Cf V6iN_LbAPT2iBDPE3s2&t=1

gtmtnbiker98
05-18-2011, 09:55 AM
Nice.

John Ralston
05-18-2011, 11:19 AM
I don't see it.

I agree-his nose is too small and his face isn't long enough...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0912/sarah-jessica-parker-sarah-jessica-parker-looks-like-a-horse-demotivational-poster-1261545411.jpg

Jay Cunningham
05-18-2011, 11:23 AM
http://www.ginriot.com/ginriot/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/68655.jpg

LittleLebowski
05-18-2011, 11:24 AM
Transvestite donkey witch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ2cjDwaTsU)

ToddG
05-18-2011, 11:26 AM
All right, I hate to make this a Staff vs. Staff thing but this thread is about the awesomeness of Michael Bolton's Lonely Island video. Please move all of the random "making fun of SJP" stuff to a separate (and surely equally awesome) thread.
:p

John Ralston
05-18-2011, 11:30 AM
Sorry - didn't mean to derail the thread.

orionz06
05-18-2011, 11:37 AM
I hate to say it but the song is catchy.

TCinVA
05-18-2011, 11:42 AM
I hate to say it but the song is catchy.

That's the genius of these things...the underlying music is actually taken seriously, as is the delivery on the vocals.

ToddG
05-18-2011, 11:55 AM
That's the genius of these things...the underlying music is actually taken seriously, as is the delivery on the vocals.

Absolutely. I've watched a number of their videos this morning and all I can say is thank God I don't have a real job to get to... walking into working singing some of this stuff is probably automatic grounds for dismissal.

Pistol Shooter
05-18-2011, 12:22 PM
The thread title is misleading.

As soon as I saw " Michael Bolton's best work " it made me think of when he was banging Ashley Judd. :D

jetfire
05-18-2011, 12:32 PM
See, this is why I like Pistol-Forum. Yesterday, I had a lightbulb moment about my shooting, and today I learned that Lonely Island has a new album out. I have to say that the new song is almost as good as On a Boat.

ToddG
05-18-2011, 12:36 PM
See, this is why I like Pistol-Forum. Yesterday, I had a lightbulb moment about my shooting, and today I learned that Lonely Island has a new album out. I have to say that the new song is almost as good as On a Boat.

I don't get On a Boat. It's just not that funny.

I Just Had Sex and Rhianna's Ronnie & Clyde are both hilarious.

fuse
05-18-2011, 01:33 PM
I don't get On a Boat. It's just not that funny.

I Just Had Sex and Rhianna's Ronnie & Clyde are both hilarious.

We must make a pf.com version of 'like a boss'.

The possibilities. They are endless.

jetfire
05-18-2011, 02:06 PM
I don't get On a Boat. It's just not that funny.

I Just Had Sex and Rhianna's Ronnie & Clyde are both hilarious.

Ronnie and Clyde is great, so is the first Shy Ronnie one. I've noticed that people either really like On a Boat or they don't like it at all.

Although my favorite is always "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions."

DannyZRC
05-18-2011, 02:13 PM
the lady and I have been turning about 30-50% of daily conversations into something involving a mystical quest, the isle of tortuga, or a mountain of cocaine.

glad to see we're in good company. =D

gtmtnbiker98
05-19-2011, 08:55 AM
Who knew I like Michael Bolton? Maybe it's a mid-life crisis thing.
I personally would never admit to such a thing on a Public Forum. Just sayin'.:cool:

Kyle Reese
05-19-2011, 09:14 AM
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

NickA
05-19-2011, 10:14 AM
"I celebrate the man's entire catalog."
Classic.
That and "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"

agent-smith
05-19-2011, 10:57 AM
Good point, gtmt. This would definitely make the best avatar for TC yet:
http://pistol-forum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=56&d=1305726404

That kind of looks like LittleLebowski from his "Lifeguard days"...

ToddG
05-19-2011, 11:13 AM
Perhaps all the Staff need new avatars, then.

Me:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll672cEXn91qbq6yuo1_400.jpg

Lil'L:
http://pistol-forum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=56&d=1305726404

TCinVA:
http://pistol-forum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=55&d=1305725950

I'm sure there are others...

LittleLebowski
05-19-2011, 11:15 AM
Fail. The pirate hat isn't orange and Michael Bolton doesn't say Okaaaay.

Kyle Reese
05-19-2011, 11:17 AM
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk296/OhPaCsUnxx/theodore.jpg

JV_
05-19-2011, 11:20 AM
GermanS - I'll find one for you - but I need to verify our policy on sexually explicit cartoon characters.

LittleLebowski
05-19-2011, 11:24 AM
This is more your speed, Todd.

http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/Brad1.jpg



and I'll take this one.

http://www.tntmagazine.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/TNT+TODAY+BLOG.1445/bolton_2D00_scarface.jpg

MDS
05-19-2011, 11:27 AM
"I celebrate the man's entire catalog."
Classic.
That and "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"

"There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys!"

That movie changed my life.

Kyle Reese
05-19-2011, 11:27 AM
http://damnitkage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/HomerSimpson7.gif

JV_
05-19-2011, 11:29 AM
German - Not quite. This is much closer:

http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/television/best-simpsons-character/patty-selma-7.gif

gtmtnbiker98
05-19-2011, 01:53 PM
This is more your speed, Todd.

http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/Brad1.jpg



Is that an Infiniti?

Cowtown44
05-19-2011, 02:30 PM
Oh, those wacky guys over at pistol-forum.com. Is there another forum where you can read about pelvic shots, a yet-to-be made shot timer and link to a vid about Michael Bolton as a pirate? I think not. Smashing success if I say so.

MDS
05-19-2011, 03:14 PM
Oh, those wacky guys over at pistol-forum.com. Is there another forum where you can read about pelvic shots, a yet-to-be made shot timer and link to a vid about Michael Bolton as a pirate? I think not. Smashing success if I say so.

...But it's the pelvic shot... that really drives you insane... /ducks

SecondsCount
05-19-2011, 03:47 PM
Funny stuff.

Those Lonely Island dudes are talented.

ToddG
05-20-2011, 08:09 AM
and I'll take this one.

If I can't pick my own, neither can you. Here's one for you:
http://www.fighterportraits.com/storage/bloodyelbow.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1252875 303761


German - Not quite. This is much closer:

http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/television/best-simpsons-character/patty-selma-7.gif

Which one is GS and which one is you, JV?


Is that an Infiniti?

Awesome.


...But it's the pelvic shot... that really drives you insane... /ducks

Epic. Your new avatar:
http://www.beempa.com/images/igor-riff-raff-rocky-horror.jpg

JV_
05-20-2011, 08:11 AM
Which one is GS and which one is you, JV?That's just wrong. I was referring to his mottos:
"why get a 10 when you can get (5) 2s"
"why get a 10 when you can get (2) 5s"

and his past stories about women that are likely to give "leave behinds".

orionz06
05-20-2011, 09:22 AM
So this is on Grooveshark...






Secretly added to my music.

LittleLebowski
05-20-2011, 09:29 AM
The bloody elbow one is fine by me :D

Kyle Reese
05-20-2011, 09:37 AM
That's just wrong. I was referring to his mottos:
"why get a 10 when you can get (5) 2s"
"why get a 10 when you can get (2) 5s"

and his past stories about women that are likely to give "leave behinds".

Dude- they're not stories. They are factual accounts. Totally. :cool:

JV_
05-20-2011, 09:39 AM
They are factual accounts
I wasn't implying they weren't truthful:


story:
–noun
1.
a narrative, either true (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/story) or fictitious

WDW
05-20-2011, 11:50 AM
Dude, when he's dressed like a woman, I could swear he looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.
+1 and when Sarah Jessica Parker is dressed, she looks like a smelly donkey pirate woman.

MDS
05-20-2011, 01:50 PM
Epic. Your new avatar:
http://www.beempa.com/images/igor-riff-raff-rocky-horror.jpg

Sweet, I'll take it. Do you think you can convince John to whip up a nice AIWB rig for an antimatter laser gun?

JHC
05-20-2011, 02:01 PM
Sweet, I'll take it. Do you think you can convince John to whip up a nice AIWB rig for an antimatter laser gun?

That Riff Raff due in that pic is the guy who wrote all the music for that movie/musical.