Overcombing a deadly assault

[BobLoblaw]

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/08/04/civil-rights-lawyer-facility-failed-dementia-patient-arrested-for-alleged-attack/

Next up, assault with a deadly pacifier.

[Al T.]

I dunno, back in the day, a comb with a handle was a pretty decent improvised weapon.

(BTW, I see what you did there.... :D)

[RoyGBiv]

Next up, assault with a deadly pacifier.

http://images10.newegg.com/NeweggImage/productimage/A0Y2_1_20130328140717448.jpg