With apologies to Dr. Hook...

[Tamara]

...these should be the new lyrics for "The Cover of the Rolling Stone":

I'm a big jihadi
getting letters from the hotties
and my chef does some great halal
The bros and the homies
they all want to know me
they keep dropping by my cell
I got agents I got lawyers
I'm a bona fide employer
but I never get to be alone
I 'll tell you one thing more
this was all before
I made the cover of the Rolling Stone

(Rolling Stone) Wanna see my picture on the cover
(BOOM!) Wanna blow up children and their mothers
(BOOM!) Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

So if you want fame
And you've got no shame
Or any musical talent at all
But you're a kinda good looker
And you own a pressure cooker
Then you'd better get on the ball
Just dump out the chowder
And fill it with black powder
Build a detonator from your phone
Though it's a small sample
Here's a pretty good example
You'll make the cover of the Rolling Stone

(First verse credits to Sepulveda's Revenge (http://sepulvedasrevenge.wordpress.com/). This totes needs to go viral.)

[Reno Sepulveda]

[QUOTE=Tamara;149819]...these should be the new lyrics for "The Cover of the Rolling Stone":

Here's a cheat sheet (http://sepulvedasrevenge.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/rolling-stone-redux.pdf) for any guitar players out there. Spread the love.

[JAD]

With respect, apologies are owed to Uncle Shel.

[Tamara]

...and verse three!


My lawyers plead and they wheedle
Say I shouldn't get the needle
And it really wasn't all my fault
Say I'm a very nice guy
And I shouldn't have to fry
'Cause my brother planned the whole assault
If I'm gonna be candid
I know they caught me red-handed
And my case is looking pretty boned
It's a small consolation
And no cause for celebration
To've made the cover of the Rolling Stone...

[NETim]

The guitar solo in that tune just kills. :)