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ToddG
05-03-2011, 08:58 PM
Greatest television program ever. Discuss.

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orionz06
05-03-2011, 09:05 PM
Late to the party with the show, but best line ever:

"This van is like rolling probable cause"

John Ralston
05-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Never seen it...I think its on at the same time as Dancing with the Stars

dookie1481
05-03-2011, 09:49 PM
Yeah, it's one of, if not the funniest show ever.

I have Season 2 open in Media Player right now.

John Hearne
05-03-2011, 10:08 PM
Best line ever? "She's like the Pele of anal."

John Ralston
05-03-2011, 10:26 PM
Best line ever? "She's like the Pele of anal."

Why??? Was she wearing cleats for better traction?

Solo
05-03-2011, 10:41 PM
Late to the party with the show, but best line ever:

"This van is like rolling probable cause"


"The U.S.S. date rape?"

I thought "Terms of Enrampagement" was pretty good too.

The first season was alright, the second is one of the funniest things I have seen.

dookie1481
05-03-2011, 11:02 PM
There are a lot of funny historical and pop culture references that I didn't catch at first. It deserves repeated viewings.

Dropkick
05-04-2011, 07:09 AM
There's too many funny quotes to pick just one.

Blayglock
05-04-2011, 07:13 AM
Danger Zone!!!

WobblyPossum
05-04-2011, 09:53 AM
"You should really get him some toys or branches or something. It's like meowshwitz in there."

TR675
05-04-2011, 10:05 AM
Even the yups and nopes are hilarious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQkxJ4WcXjA)

Beamish
05-04-2011, 12:21 PM
From Season 1 with the Black Spy. after taking out a bunch of guys with a scoped rifle: "That was the whole Charles Whitman Sampler".

Season 2 is even dirtier...
Cyril: Pam why do you have so many dolls in your desk?
Pam: Sexual harassment complaints, you know, show me on the doll where he touched you.
Cyril: But why do you need more than two?
Pam: Gangbang...hopefully...

jetfire
05-04-2011, 01:08 PM
What's there to discuss? Archer rules and people who don't like it are probably very bad people.

3-7-77
05-04-2011, 06:34 PM
I didn't know this show existed (no TV) until this thread. I just watched the 3 episodes on Hulu and all I have to say is OUTSTANDING! Without a doubt the funniest show going.

John Ralston
05-04-2011, 06:39 PM
Thanks for the tip - I just added it to my Netflix Instant Queue.

ToddG
05-04-2011, 06:43 PM
I watched Season One on Netflix. Liked it so much I bought it on iTunes so I could have it with me everywhere. When Season 2 was finished, I got that on iTunes, as well.

As has been said, it really is the kind of show you could watch multiple times and find something new and funny each time.

jslaker
05-04-2011, 07:12 PM
M as in Mancy.

TGS
05-04-2011, 07:15 PM
I as well have never heard of it until this thread. Sounds epic.


Will start watching momentarily.

TGS
05-04-2011, 07:18 PM
1:15 into Episode 1.


hahahahahahahahahahaha! I love this.

Thank you so much, this show is awesome!

Chris_S
05-04-2011, 09:28 PM
Nothing has made me laugh as hard as the "Oh my God, THERE'S NO SINK!" bit in season 2, ep 2 in a very, very long time.

Beamish
05-05-2011, 10:43 AM
The Ten Most Obscure Archer Jokes Explained (http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/01/the-ten-most-obsure-archer-jokes-explained)

All from Season 1.

BigT
05-05-2011, 01:39 PM
Barry " and he sodomized my fiancé "

Best show ever.

WobblyPossum
05-05-2011, 04:05 PM
Barry " and he sodomized my fiancé "

Best show ever.

"Only in the strictest legal definition of the word..."

Shellback
05-05-2011, 06:49 PM
Just added to my Netflix streaming queue. Thanks!

orionz06
05-05-2011, 07:56 PM
Best line ever? "She's like the Pele of anal."

HAHAHAHA

gtmtnbiker98
05-05-2011, 08:39 PM
Late to the party with the show, but best line ever:

"This van is like rolling probable cause"
We call it "probably cause." Works for me most of the time.:cool:

TCinVA
05-06-2011, 07:53 AM
Never seen it. Of course, I still haven't seen Tropic Thunder, either.

fuse
05-06-2011, 09:31 AM
I still haven't seen Tropic Thunder, either.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucka.

Dropkick
05-06-2011, 10:28 AM
Never seen it. Of course, I still haven't seen Tropic Thunder, either.

YOU PEOPLE... who never watch good stuff... :p

LittleLebowski
05-06-2011, 11:25 AM
Just the tip.......

Charles Whitman sampler.

Kyle Reese
05-06-2011, 01:07 PM
What do you mean, "you people"?

http://www.steadyburn.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/robertdowneyjr-tropicthunder15.jpg


YOU PEOPLE... who never watch good stuff... :p

turbolag23
05-06-2011, 01:43 PM
What do you mean, "you people"?

http://www.steadyburn.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/robertdowneyjr-tropicthunder15.jpg

I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

i'm going to have to watch archer from the start now. sounds good

MechEng
05-06-2011, 10:09 PM
"Everybody knows you never go full retard."

My Tivo is about 50% full...of Archer episodes and my wife keeps threatening to delete them.

John Ralston
05-08-2011, 04:39 PM
Half way through season one...

Best LOL moment for me is Episode 4...the Secret Sex Robot named "Fister Roboto"

turbolag23
05-10-2011, 09:53 AM
I just got through episode 7, episodes keep getting better.

agent-smith
05-10-2011, 01:54 PM
If you like Archer, check out "Frisky Dingo" on NetFlix (sometimes it is on Instant Queue, other times you'll have to get it via DVD).

"Frisky Dingo" was by the same folks that did/do Archer, and it is at least as funny. Season 1, while hilarious from the outset, really picks-up as the episodes progress and goes from "hilarious" to "Archer-level-genius" within a few episodes.

It gets even better with Season 2.

jslaker
05-10-2011, 02:10 PM
Adam Reed is also responsible for Sealab 2021. He's also the voice of Ray Gillette on Archer.

I enjoyed Sealab and Frisky Dingo, but Archer is far more coherent than either and ends up being much funnier to me as a result.

DonovanM
05-11-2011, 07:47 PM
Not only is Archer brilliantly funny, but it's the only show on television, that I know of, that actually knows how guns work (to some degree).

That you can eject a live round and it will make you deaf if you don't wear hearing protection at least, but apparently it has to go off right by your ear to do so.

jslaker
05-11-2011, 08:10 PM
Slides cycle, casings eject, slides lock back on empty magazines.

A few of the show's animators are regulars over on reddit, and they've mentioned that they've paid increasing attention to firearms detail as production for the show has gone on.

NickA
05-19-2011, 10:17 AM
"Dick stitches"
Can't believe I haven't been watching this show until now.

turbolag23
05-19-2011, 12:01 PM
almost done with season 2.

Archer: She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Lana: No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
Archer: Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...

TCinVA
08-05-2011, 08:32 AM
Relentless pressure from Todd and other members of this forum have led me to purchase season 1 of Archer on Amazon's streaming service. I hope that I, too, will soon be making "dangah zooowne" jokes like a pro.

orionz06
08-05-2011, 08:33 AM
It will likely be the best thing you buy this year, unless you are into hookers.

TCinVA
08-05-2011, 09:12 AM
It will likely be the best thing you buy this year, unless you are into hookers.

A guy with hair like mine doesn't have to pay, bro.

Dropkick
08-05-2011, 09:16 AM
A guy with hair like mine doesn't have to pay, bro.

Don't forget how silky smooth your hair is too!

And I'm sure you're going to enjoy the shit outta the videos. :)

NickA
08-05-2011, 09:39 AM
It will likely be the best thing you buy this year, unless you are into hookers.

Yup!

HeadHunter
08-08-2011, 10:03 AM
Best line ever? "She's like the Pele of anal."
I loved that episode. Too bad Lana wasn't interested in the sport.

ToddG
08-08-2011, 10:09 AM
Season three gets a short preview (3 episodes) next month...

wicked_police
08-09-2011, 01:30 AM
I just searched for it on iTunes (on my iPhone) and can't find it... What could I be doing wrong?

Slavex
08-09-2011, 05:02 AM
you're in Canada dude, download it from a torrent. We will be getting season 1 broadcast up here in the fall. whilst the US gets season 3. I'm actually going to buy the box set this winter as it's supposed to have tons of extras.

wicked_police
08-13-2011, 04:37 PM
Just dl'd season 1. I have a few longer trips coming up, so I'm gonna put it on my iphone to watch on the flight. :)

turbolag23
08-17-2011, 09:24 AM
Target had the DVD of season 1 on sale for $9.99 so I had to pick it up. Made one of my buddies start watching it, now hes hooked.

orionz06
08-17-2011, 11:26 AM
I can only find season 2 on blu ray, bastards.

turbolag23
08-17-2011, 01:06 PM
I can only find season 2 on blu ray, bastards.

you can order it online from their website.
http://www.target.com/Archer-Season-Discs-Dual-layered-DVD/dp/B0049FS0UE/ref=sc_qi_detailbutton

orionz06
08-17-2011, 01:07 PM
you can order it online from their website.
http://www.target.com/Archer-Season-Discs-Dual-layered-DVD/dp/B0049FS0UE/ref=sc_qi_detailbutton

That is DVD.

wicked_police
08-23-2011, 01:18 PM
watched most of season 1 on the plan last night. Great show and some hilarious lines! I'll finish it on the way home tomorrow and look for season 2.

wicked_police
08-25-2011, 12:48 PM
Damn that is a funny show....

One of my favorite lines.

"Its not you, it's your weak, womany hands. Its like being choked by a child, which I thought would be hot. But..."

digiadaamore
09-08-2011, 07:30 PM
thought some of you would like this
http://www.bustedtees.com/isis

NickA
09-09-2011, 08:46 PM
thought some of you would like this
http://www.bustedtees.com/isis

They should make it in a tactical turtleneck :cool:

JConn
09-09-2011, 10:30 PM
They should make it in a tactical turtleneck :cool:

In slightly darker black...

digiadaamore
09-10-2011, 11:42 AM
They should make it in a tactical turtleneck :cool:

http://shop.fxnetworks.com/archer-embroidered-logo-mock-turtleneck/detail.php?p=294742&v=fx_shows_archer:cool:

NickA
09-10-2011, 10:12 PM
http://shop.fxnetworks.com/archer-embroidered-logo-mock-turtleneck/detail.php?p=294742&v=fx_shows_archer:cool:

If it wasn't 400 degrees here with everything on fire i'd be all over that.

NickA
12-15-2011, 05:16 PM
Well what do you know ISIS is real-
http://isis-online.org/
No mention of Lana on the site.

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agent-smith
01-10-2012, 11:01 PM
Looks like "Season 3" (not counting that short run of 3 or so episodes a bit ago) is starting Thursday, Jan 19th.

http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/index.php

LHS
01-11-2012, 12:14 AM
Seriously, this is the best thing on TV since Firefly and The Shield. It's the best comedy I've seen in years. The acting is great, the animation is great, the plot is great, and it goes places you never thought a TV show could.

"The thought of me dead gives you an erection?!?"

"No, only half of one. The other half would really... miss you. Wait, that came out wrong."

ToddG
01-11-2012, 12:48 AM
I've got to find out if my hotel at SHOT gets FX. If so, we might have to have an Archer party!

Dropkick
01-11-2012, 11:54 AM
New book coming out too:

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
http://www.amazon.com/How-Archer-Ultimate-Espionage-Cocktails/dp/0062066315/

TCinVA
01-12-2012, 03:55 PM
I haven't seen the three pirate themed episodes yet. I'll need to see if Amazon has them...

BaiHu
01-13-2012, 05:45 PM
Oh lord god in heaven, I have another awesome time killer on my hands. THE HUMANITY!

will_1400
01-15-2012, 09:23 PM
Archer: "Odin doesn't beat Sterling Archer. Only Sterling Archer beats.."
Lana: "Did ya wanna finish that thought?"

You see what you guys have done? Now I'm going to spend most of my spare time glued to my computer watching this epicness.

TheLaw
01-15-2012, 09:57 PM
Just added to Netflix Instant Queue.

TGS
01-15-2012, 10:16 PM
Is Season 2 on Netflix yet? If so I'll have to reactivate my account just to watch it.

will_1400
01-15-2012, 10:32 PM
Is Season 2 on Netflix yet? If so I'll have to reactivate my account just to watch it.

As of today, no. But it is available through Amazon's streaming service and for download on the Kindle Fire.

texag
01-16-2012, 12:46 PM
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/archer-phrasing.gif

CANNOT. WAIT.

orionz06
01-16-2012, 12:47 PM
Burt Reynolds will be in the first new episode.

LHS
01-16-2012, 09:57 PM
Burt Reynolds will be in the first new episode.

On the boat? In the vest?

DonovanM
01-19-2012, 10:04 PM
Starting now on the right coast. Argh.

TGS
01-19-2012, 10:12 PM
Starting now on the right coast. Argh.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Oh I just broke your nose.

LHS
01-20-2012, 01:40 AM
Just tape 'em up.

Slavex
01-20-2012, 02:12 AM
Schtupping

Frank D.
01-20-2012, 04:54 AM
sorry, i cant hear you over my giant throbbing erection

YVK
01-20-2012, 02:05 PM
Double entry, I see that LHS also liked the finger-taping advice.

LHS
01-20-2012, 05:54 PM
Pam's comment about the moisture content of her undergarments was also highly disturbing...

YVK
01-20-2012, 06:28 PM
Pam's comment about the moisture content of her undergarments was also highly disturbing...

She did finish it with "not that you would", so I suppose that alleviates it a bit.

The Burt-Sterling dialogue in a slow moving elevator was excellent.

orionz06
01-28-2012, 12:22 AM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s96/rus_020/sealtheexits.gif

Slavex
01-28-2012, 05:32 AM
Freaking repeat episode. Booh

fuse
01-28-2012, 09:22 AM
Freaking repeat episode. Booh

Umm, what?

Thursday's was not a repeat.

TGS
01-28-2012, 11:29 AM
Umm, what?

Thursday's was not a repeat.


This was a hilarious episode. Loved it.

Slavex
01-28-2012, 06:46 PM
Then some great evil has messed with me. I saw the pirate rescue one on Thursday.

fuse
01-28-2012, 08:43 PM
Weird. Something to do with Canada?

HeadHunter
01-28-2012, 11:47 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s96/rus_020/sealtheexits.gif

"I wish I was still blind!"

Slavex
01-29-2012, 09:14 AM
found it, watched it, laughed. good episode.

LHS
01-29-2012, 01:31 PM
I missed Ep5 :( Is there an online source (not warez/torrent) to see it? It's not on Hulu yet.

will_1400
01-29-2012, 04:35 PM
I missed Ep5 :( Is there an online source (not warez/torrent) to see it? It's not on Hulu yet.

I've been watching it through Amazon.

NickA
02-02-2012, 10:20 AM
Finally watched last week's episode. Anyone else recognize the voice of the cartel guy?

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YVK
02-03-2012, 10:20 AM
Last night's episode seemed like the most hilarious one in a long time. I laughed from beginning to the end.
Separately, somebody on writing staff has an idea about Canadian gun laws.

Zhurdan
02-03-2012, 10:34 AM
Up until now, I've only ever caught a few of the episodes... until now. Put season one on my Netflix last week and I've been watching it this week. Funny stuff.

DonovanM
02-17-2012, 12:54 PM
Oh my god, Lana locking open the action on that PPK and smelling it... hottest moment on TV, ever?

(Damn I'm weird.)

NickA
02-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Pam on last weeks episode :"Against those pinkie-less bastards you better come correct. "
And of course Archer on his new car- "This makes the Mach 5 look like a v*gin*! "

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cdunn
02-17-2012, 03:16 PM
I watched Archer on netflix for the first time a couple weeks ago.I've now seen the whole first season,good stuff.

LittleLebowski
02-17-2012, 10:15 PM
Best. Episode. Yet.

LOKNLOD
02-17-2012, 11:35 PM
Adam Reed is also responsible for Sealab 2021. He's also the voice of Ray Gillette on Archer.

I enjoyed Sealab and Frisky Dingo, but Archer is far more coherent than either and ends up being much funnier to me as a result.

Sealab started off BRILLIANT. Some of the funniest stuff ever. But like everything else on Adult Swim, it got progressively less "offbeat humor" and more "full-blown acid trip" as it went along. And Frisky Dingo was funny too, but very disjointed. Hopefully with Archer they'll keep it together and not lose the coherence.

TCinVA
02-18-2012, 12:35 AM
Pam on last weeks episode :"Against those pinkie-less bastards you better come correct. "
And of course Archer on his new car- "This makes the Mach 5 look like a v*gin*! "


Mopar muscle with twin .30 caliber machineguns. Somebody at Archer HQ has been listening in on my late night conversations on the 1-900-MOPARLUST line.


Sealab started off BRILLIANT. Some of the funniest stuff ever. But like everything else on Adult Swim, it got progressively less "offbeat humor" and more "full-blown acid trip" as it went along. And Frisky Dingo was funny too, but very disjointed. Hopefully with Archer they'll keep it together and not lose the coherence.

597

I'm sorry, but if you didn't laugh yourself fuzzy during the Bizarro episode or the commie episode, there's no light in your soul.

ToddG
02-18-2012, 12:46 AM
Best. Episode. Yet.

Your version didn't have coveralls.

CCK
02-18-2012, 11:56 AM
Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs.

TGS
02-23-2012, 11:13 PM
It would be RUDE not to eat her pie, which is not only warm but I assume moist...but hopefully not flaky.

Slavex
02-24-2012, 01:50 AM
Lana come on, you're gigantic

turbolag23
02-25-2012, 10:38 AM
Don't judge me. Food.


That may be the best two lines in any show, evar.

that line was great

YVK
02-25-2012, 12:31 PM
I wasn’t sure if you knew what amenable actually meant until you followed it up with nonplussed.

JConn
02-25-2012, 01:07 PM
And of course

Potato padildo.

Slavex
02-25-2012, 11:06 PM
FX has given the order for a thirteen episode fourth season of "Archer", its highly acclaimed and multi-award nominated animated series reports TV Line.

The combination of spy thriller, dysfunctional office comedy and very adult humour has nearly doubled its audience in the key demographic since its first season and now pulls in 3.3 million total viewers (and 2.5 million adults 18-49) for each episode.

Four further episodes of the third season remain to air with the finale set for March 22nd. It's presently unknown if, like last year, several episodes of next season will air this Fall ahead of the main block of episodes next January.

Showrunners Adam Reed and Matt Thompson along with their Floyd County Productions, the animation studio that produces the series, has also closed an overall deal with FX Productions. The deal is two years with an option for an additional two years, suggesting that as long as the audience is there, at least one or two additional seasons of "Archer" are a fairly safe bet.

TheLaw
02-29-2012, 10:25 AM
Season 2 was just recently made available on Netflix! FYI

jstyer
02-29-2012, 01:38 PM
Season 2 was just recently made available on Netflix! FYI

Looks like my week just filled up.

JMorse
03-02-2012, 01:44 AM
Hah! I told you guys Pam was hot and you totally dismissed it.

DonovanM
03-02-2012, 01:45 AM
Come at me bro! :D:D:D:D:D

TGS
03-02-2012, 01:53 AM
Hah! I told you guys Pam was hot and you totally dismissed it.

I was actually thinking of that conversation we had while watching this episode. hahaha.

LHS
03-08-2012, 12:44 AM
Season two just hit instant Netflix. There goes my weekend...

MikeyC
03-08-2012, 07:19 AM
Season two just hit instant Netflix. There goes my weekend...

Bloody hell, I've got studying to do! Netflix is going to be my downfall.

SCinNC
03-08-2012, 09:47 AM
When I first found this forum I had a really good feeling about it. This thread sealed it for me though!
Now I KNOW that this is the only forum on the interwebz truly worth my time & attention.
Been watching since day one. Wife thinks I'm whacked out cuz it makes me laugh so much... but now even she laughs at it.


Lana: So, we've got a dead Italian prime minister in the living room which—
Archer: Sucks, because I bet he knew how to make sauce.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Archer: For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

fuse
03-08-2012, 11:19 AM
pushing rope.




We've all been there

LHS
03-09-2012, 06:49 PM
Later, Tater!

Plus, it vibrates!

HeadHunter
03-09-2012, 07:54 PM
Hah! I told you guys Pam was hot and you totally dismissed it.

"This deuce isn't going to drop itself."

JMorse
03-10-2012, 01:40 AM
"This deuce isn't going to drop itself."

Yeah, so uh. Yeah.

Tamara
03-10-2012, 08:40 AM
So, I kinda blew off the whole Archer thing. Yeah, yeah, it was probably funny, but funny like The Venture Brothers or Family Guy, you know? As in, I would watch it if it happened to be on, but I wouldn't actually make time to go looking for it.

But, you know, a bunch of P-F.com members can't be all wrong, so when roomie came home from work last night with one of those suitcases full of Taco Bell tacos and started setting out the TV trays, I was like "Hey, we should hit the Roku and maybe check out an episode of this Archer show. They say it's funny." She was dubious, but we downloaded Season 1, Episode 1. She pulled out a book so she'd have a fallback if it sucked...

...hours later, we had watched six episodes back-to-back, my sides hurt from laughing, and we'd bought the first two seasons.

I don't know why I doubted you guys. :o

JMorse
03-10-2012, 10:19 AM
Tamara,

You like Rush, guns and Archer. You may be the perfect woman.

Soon you'll be typing out random quotes in thread like the rest of us. So far you've seen what may be my favorite so far:

Interrogator: 'What if I'd been real KGB?
Archer: 'I assume you'd be trying to <inappropriate workplace topic!>'

LHS
03-10-2012, 06:00 PM
Tamara,

You like Rush, guns and Archer. You may be the perfect woman.

Soon you'll be typing out random quotes in thread like the rest of us. So far you've seen what may be my favorite so far:

Interrogator: 'What if I'd been real KGB?
Archer: 'I assume you'd be trying to <inappropriate workplace topic>'



That pilot episode still holds up as one of the great ones, no doubt, but my personal favorite sequence has to be from one of the later episodes of season 1, "Job Offer":




*As Lana and Archer are speeding away from ODIN headquarters in Lana's car*

Archer: Yes, now, let's talk this out.

Lana: Talk what out?!? How you ruined my chance to work for ODIN? Or oooo, maybe how I just caught my boyfriend <inappropriate workplace topic>

Archer: Ex-boyfriend, I bet.

Lana: You think?

Archer: Yeah. He's not coming back. That chick was like, the <inappropriate workplace topic>.

jstyer
03-10-2012, 06:23 PM
Favorite episode easily goes to the episode where Pam gets kidnapped... Pretty much 23 minutes of gold.

LHS
03-10-2012, 07:15 PM
Favorite episode easily goes to the episode where Pam gets kidnapped... Pretty much 23 minutes of gold.

That one was one of my favorites, but I'd have to say my overall favorite so far would have to be Placebo Effect. Archer going on a chemotherapy-inhibited rampage against the Irish mob is just priceless. A classic send-up of Magnum P.I. at the end just sealed it.

DonovanM
03-10-2012, 10:43 PM
I don't know why I doubted you guys. :o

Don't let it happen again ;)

Favorite episode? Sheesh... I remember one or two of them dragging but all of them have been so good. This last episode had me rolling.

JMorse
03-11-2012, 10:07 AM
Agreed. The Pam getting kidnapped episode was especially funny.

ToddG
03-13-2012, 12:09 PM
While I appreciate that basic cable has opened up new vistas in publicly acceptable conversation, please keep in mind our rules regarding obscenity and keep the Archer quotes limited to ones you'd discuss with children present. Thank you.

TGS
03-13-2012, 01:24 PM
While I appreciate that basic cable has opened up new vistas in publicly acceptable conversation, please keep in mind our rules regarding obscenity and keep the Archer quotes limited to ones you'd discuss with children present. Thank you.

So is the rule now no obscenity at all? I thought the rule had changed to only using it if needed, i.e. if you're quoting something then it's fine, but don't go throwing out curse words just because.

orionz06
03-13-2012, 01:25 PM
There does seem to be a growing trend towards no profanity at all. Not that it matters one way or the other, just need to be aware of the shift.

ToddG
03-13-2012, 01:27 PM
The rule hasn't changed. I'm not quite sure how I grasp "only when needed" and "quoting obscenity" as equal? :p

Let's not clutter up this thread with a meta-discussion of forum rules. If folks have questions, there is a place at PF for that (http://pistol-forum.com/forumdisplay.php?27-The-Help-Desk).

JMorse
03-13-2012, 03:56 PM
That was my bad. I apologize.

Dropkick
03-13-2012, 05:33 PM
Holy -Fudge- Snacks! - Pam

;)

Jeez, now that sounds tasty.

NickA
03-15-2012, 09:25 AM
Favorite episode easily goes to the episode where Pam gets kidnapped... Pretty much 23 minutes of gold.

Had to go back and watch this one again last night.
Pam, to her male kidnapper: "Who taught you how to throw a punch, your husband? "
Also good to know Archer is now Tam-approved, won't feel so bad watching it if our resident den mother is on board :)

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orionz06
03-15-2012, 09:27 AM
Finally saw the last episode, the Rush references make me a happy panda.

First of all - it's YY-Zed



http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqcbn5RK7K1qzzaeso1_400.jpg

LHS
03-15-2012, 09:34 AM
Had to go back and watch this one again last night.
Pam, to her male kidnapper: "Who taught you how to throw a punch, your husband? "
Also good to know Archer is now Tam-approved, won't feel so bad watching it if our resident den mother is on board :)

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Seriously. Go see if your daddy wil give you a roll of nickels.

ToddG
03-15-2012, 10:13 AM
Finally saw the last episode, the Rush references make me a happy panda.

No kidding! I was watching it on iTunes after class last week and as soon as Archer said "YYZ" I knew it was going to be a great episode. :cool:

I just wish they'd get better about trigger finger safety...

orionz06
03-15-2012, 10:14 AM
Teacup grip annoys me more.

Tamara
03-15-2012, 10:17 AM
I just wish they'd get better about trigger finger safety...

Funny you should mention that. I had a chuckle at my own expense last night for visibly cringing because a cartoon character was waving a TEC-9 around while violating the heck out of Rule Two.

JMorse
03-15-2012, 10:20 AM
[QUOTE=orionz06;59592]Finally saw the last episode, the Rush references make me a happy panda.

First of all - it's YY-Zed


Me too, right up to the point he said 'Pert', rather than 'Peert'

LHS
03-15-2012, 11:33 AM
No kidding! I was watching it on iTunes after class last week and as soon as Archer said "YYZ" I knew it was going to be a great episode. :cool:

I just wish they'd get better about trigger finger safety...

To be fair, Cyril has had more than his share of NDs over the course of the show, much to Brett's dismay.

JAD
03-15-2012, 11:48 AM
[QUOTE=orionz06;59592]Me too, right up to the point he said 'Pert', rather than 'Peert'
I think the point was to make fun of Rush fans. Pretty easy target, but that doesn't usually bother them.

Plus, everybody knows that 'Strangiato' is way harder than 'YYZ.'

"No, not a serial killler..."

orionz06
03-15-2012, 11:52 AM
La villa Strangiato will not be on repeat until I go home today.

JMorse
03-15-2012, 12:03 PM
I dunno. So many folks get that one wrong. I love the Rush references.

La Villa is my fav song, so was great to hear it mentioned. Have you guys seen the Time Machine polka intro version? So great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoTxTM6kBuU

DonovanM
03-15-2012, 09:46 PM
First world problems: should I watch this or Community first tonight?

I went with Community, only because it's been so long :D

jstyer
03-16-2012, 12:34 AM
First world problems: should I watch this or Community first tonight?

I went with Community, only because it's been so long :D

Haha!!! I had the same exact dilemma and that's exactly what I was thinking to myself.

LHS
03-16-2012, 11:29 AM
The writers must be reading this forum...

Last night, as Archer is fingering the M41A pulse rifle, Lana nervously tells him "Muzzle!" just before he NDs a stun blast into Cyril.

jstyer
03-16-2012, 12:33 PM
It shocks me how accurate the show is vs pretty much everything else on television/movies with its gun play.

In one episode there's even a box of federal maroon box ammo on the table... You can see the silver label and everything!

HeadHunter
03-16-2012, 01:51 PM
Archer riding Cyril through the airborne barf puddle cracked me up.

LHS
03-16-2012, 03:40 PM
Although I have to admit, Ray Charles could have seen that plot twist coming...

Tamara
03-16-2012, 06:16 PM
Favorite episode easily goes to the episode where Pam gets kidnapped... Pretty much 23 minutes of gold.
Tome again? What, nothing? :D

LHS
03-16-2012, 09:04 PM
Tome again? What, nothing? :D

I didn't quite get that one, even upon frequent re-viewing. I assume it has something to do with a certain word that rhymes with Cheryl's last name of Tunt, but I can't quite figure out where in specific Archer is going with that.

Dropkick
03-19-2012, 10:04 AM
Although I have to admit, Ray Charles could have seen that plot twist coming...

And I saw the "Danger Zone" joke a mile away.

ToddG
03-19-2012, 10:39 AM
And I saw the "Danger Zone" joke a mile away.

Yeah, um... I think you were supposed to.

I thought the whole "danger zone" thing was utterly hilarious.

jar
03-23-2012, 08:19 AM
Kiss 3/5 of my ass!

ToddG
03-23-2012, 09:05 AM
I propose a new form of higher art, the Archer-ku: 5/7/5 with at least one Archer reference.

The ISIS mainframe,
a worthy adversary.
My password is guest.

Waiting in the dark.
My enemies shall fall to
truckasaurus hands.

Fifteen years spent at
boarding school is nothing to
be ashamed about.

jar
03-23-2012, 09:08 AM
My wife is wearing,
her fiocci underwear.
It's time for ping pong.

NickA
03-23-2012, 09:10 AM
From last week, "Can it be fired with a giant erection? "


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LHS
03-23-2012, 09:22 AM
Kiss 3/5 of my ass!

I fell off the couch when I heard that.

LHS
03-23-2012, 09:30 AM
I propose a new form of higher art, the Archer-ku: 5/7/5 with at least one Archer reference.

The ISIS mainframe,
a worthy adversary.
My password is guest.

Waiting in the dark.
My enemies shall fall to
truckasaurus hands.

Fifteen years spent at
boarding school is nothing to
be ashamed about.

Challenge Accepted.


Came to visit you?
Here to bang candystripers.
Duh and/or hello!

So do you smell that?
Your fingers smell like Lana?
Yes, other Barry.

This son of a bitch
Sodomized my fiance!
It was just the tip.

Call Kenny Loggins
In case you were not aware
Of the Danger Zone.

ToddG
03-23-2012, 09:46 AM
Sadness surrounds me.
My soul is heavy and a
slightly darker black.

Society has
lost respect for fellow man.
That's how you get ants.

LHS
03-23-2012, 09:54 AM
I am not a slave
So kiss three-fifths of my ass
Crazy astronauts.

I have suffered from
The Chupacabra of dicks!
I can’t feel my legs.

I just don’t get it.
You already had the chair.
What’s the big deal Ray?

Zhurdan
03-23-2012, 10:40 AM
Cyril likes French tail.
Lana's hands dwarf his manhood.
Pam is looking good.

LHS
03-23-2012, 12:35 PM
You will tell me all
Or I will shove this sharp knife
Up your urethra.

That smell takes me back
Just like a Zambezi feast!
Never cared for it.

I killed a call girl!
When they’re dead, they’re all hookers!
I shall fetch a rug!

When would you use an
Underwear gun anyway?
Whenever you want.

dookie1481
03-23-2012, 12:51 PM
An alloy of adamantium and mithril. hahaha

jstyer
03-23-2012, 04:18 PM
My tongue says Sangria but my heart says... Michelada

jstyer
03-23-2012, 04:25 PM
DAMMIT!!!! My DVR only recorded the first eight minutes of the season finale... Is there any way to watch the episode online? I couldn't find anything on Hulu or FX. Any suggestions?

NEPAKevin
03-23-2012, 04:40 PM
A black astronaut,
Like killing a unicorn,
Yes, a whorediot.

LHS
03-23-2012, 04:56 PM
DAMMIT!!!! My DVR only recorded the first eight minutes of the season finale... Is there any way to watch the episode online? I couldn't find anything on Hulu or FX. Any suggestions?

I think it's just Amazon (i.e. for $$).

jstyer
03-23-2012, 05:41 PM
Thanks LHS.

ToddG
03-23-2012, 10:47 PM
DAMMIT!!!! My DVR only recorded the first eight minutes of the season finale... Is there any way to watch the episode online? I couldn't find anything on Hulu or FX. Any suggestions?

Probably $0.99 on iTunes. I just buy the whole season in advance, makes it much easier than remembering to DVR it.


A black astronaut,
Like killing a unicorn,
Yes, a whorediot.

Bravo, sir. I watched that episode while flying to Kansas City today and as soon as "whorediot" was spoken I knew it would find its way into a poem.

LHS
03-24-2012, 12:36 AM
Watching El Secuestero again. I love Pam's tattoo:

"For the Angel of Death
spread his wings on the blast
And breathed in the face
Of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers
Waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved
And forever grew still."

As much as they've developed all the supporting characters over the past few seasons, none has amused me as much as Pam. She has evolved quite a bit from the first few episodes.

LHS
03-24-2012, 12:47 AM
Scrubbing hands with steel
Liquor and therapy fails
Oh God! There's no sink!

orionz06
04-12-2012, 07:21 AM
Ima drop this here...

http://www.righteousduke.com/products-page/product-category/terms-of-enrampagement/

Tamara
04-12-2012, 01:07 PM
As much as they've developed all the supporting characters over the past few seasons, none has amused me as much as Pam. She has evolved quite a bit from the first few episodes.

Pam is in danger of supplanting Bender as my role model.

JAD
04-12-2012, 02:44 PM
I can't get enough Krieger.

jstyer
04-12-2012, 02:51 PM
Pam + Ray equals two of the funniest characters on television... the fact that they also kick the most ass on the show is hilarious.

Zhurdan
04-12-2012, 03:06 PM
With how fast the secondary and tertiary characters are being developed... I have but one question...

Can a cartoon jump a shark?

texag
04-23-2012, 07:48 PM
For the ocelot lovers amongst us:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/midgerock/works/8448594-buyers-remorse

SGT_Calle
04-23-2012, 09:14 PM
Holy mackerel, I must have that shirt.

LittleLebowski
05-02-2012, 06:16 AM
Where PF staff members meet.....

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/baxshep/IMAG0812.jpg

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I29alpha
05-02-2012, 09:14 AM
Where PF staff members meet.....

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/baxshep/IMAG0812.jpg

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Haha! I peed a little...

Dropkick
07-14-2012, 07:44 PM
"H. Jon Benjamin, voice of Sterling Archer, tells us the craziest character he has seen at Comic-Con."
**Mildy-NSFW audio**
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4285380461546

LHS
07-17-2012, 10:06 AM
On a related note, I watched "Aisha Tyler is Lit" on instant Netflix. Lana's one hell of a funny comedian!

fuse
07-17-2012, 04:28 PM
She also has a podcast called girl on guy. She is filthy, filthy awesome.

jlw
05-12-2013, 07:42 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/601864_10151443686347849_1011926501_n.jpg

Lon
05-12-2013, 08:16 PM
I just started watching Archer season 1 on Netflix. Funniest show ever. Hazardous to my health though. I've been watching it as I run on the treadmill. I've almost fallen off 3 times from laughing so hard.

justintime
05-12-2013, 09:06 PM
I just started watching Archer season 1 on Netflix. Funniest show ever. Hazardous to my health though. I've been watching it as I run on the treadmill. I've almost fallen off 3 times from laughing so hard.

you should read his book.... ultimate guide to espionage, women, style and also cocktails!

NEPAKevin
06-06-2013, 09:35 AM
Earlier today, Aisha Tyler tweeted

Just started working today on season 5 of #Archer. I love the show so much I could eat it. #phrasing

ToddG
06-06-2013, 09:56 AM
Awesome.

NEPAKevin
06-14-2013, 12:11 PM
Saw this posted on FB. Gotta like the discount code.

The cast of Archer is storming Texas to bring you ARCHER LIVE Saturday, June 22! With live readings of classic scenes and a panel discussion, you can see the hilarious chaos of ISIS up close and personal. Click here for details and use password DANGERZONE by July 15 to get $10 off. See you there. http://bit.ly/10gILxF

Sparks2112
06-14-2013, 01:50 PM
Saw this posted on FB. Gotta like the discount code.

The cast of Archer is storming Texas to bring you ARCHER LIVE Saturday, June 22! With live readings of classic scenes and a panel discussion, you can see the hilarious chaos of ISIS up close and personal. Click here for details and use password DANGERZONE by July 15 to get $10 off. See you there. http://bit.ly/10gILxF

If I fly to Texas specifically to see this, am I a loser?

SeriousStudent
06-14-2013, 09:03 PM
If I fly to Texas specifically to see this, am I a loser?

Not a loser, and you are perfectly welcome to stop by for a beer.

Dang, that place is just down the road....Hmmm.

ToddG
06-14-2013, 10:03 PM
The cast of Archer is storming Texas to bring you ARCHER LIVE Saturday, June 22!

I cannot believe that I'm unable to make this. So worth a plane ticket...

SeriousStudent
06-14-2013, 11:06 PM
I cannot believe that I'm unable to make this. So worth a plane ticket...

You should do it. World on the street is that there are even Chili's restaurants here.

ToddG
06-14-2013, 11:18 PM
You should do it. World on the street is that there are even Chili's restaurants here.

Schedule conflict. So upset.

JAD
06-14-2013, 11:21 PM
If I fly to Texas specifically to see this, am I a loser?

You're not a loser until you leave Texas.

orionz06
06-14-2013, 11:24 PM
You should do it. World on the street is that there are even Chili's restaurants here.

Is every other restaurant closed?



The show is in Nashville on the 21st of June.

ToddG
06-15-2013, 12:43 AM
I'm basically locked up until mid-July. But I'd fly anywhere in the US that honors my CCW for this. :cool:

ToddG
06-15-2013, 12:47 AM
You're not a loser until you leave Texas.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7269/7809696580_948d62499a_z.jpg

PPGMD
06-15-2013, 08:24 AM
Well I will be moving that day, but I figured what the hell.

PPGMD
06-21-2013, 06:12 PM
Tommorrow night, woot. I got a couple of ISIS patches from another forum, I am going to see if I can get the voice actor/actresses that do Lana and Archer to sign one of them.

PPGMD
06-22-2013, 11:06 PM
Well back. It is about 90 minutes long. It went quick.

I was funny, and enjoyable, but I felt that it there wasn't enough original content. As the funniest stuff was the original content.

LittleLebowski
07-10-2013, 07:42 AM
Funny interview with Aisha Tyler who plays Lana (http://www.npr.org/2013/07/09/200310970/comedian-aisha-tyler-writes-about-being-that-weird-kid).

LHS
07-18-2013, 09:12 PM
http://vimeo.com/70518741

Starcher Trek. Abso-freaking-lutely hilarious (and mildly NSFW)

ToddG
07-18-2013, 09:31 PM
Starcher Trek.

Bravo.

JAD
07-19-2013, 12:01 AM
Bravo.

Nah, it's still on FX.


Jon
KC

Slavex
08-31-2013, 01:36 AM
Not bad,

1733

LHS
08-31-2013, 01:38 AM
http://vimeo.com/70757445

Mup... mup...

Starcher Trek vol. 2

RBid
09-01-2013, 08:22 AM
Greatest television program ever. Discuss.

51

Original Post victory. Thread could have ended here.

Archer wins.

LHS
09-04-2013, 01:36 PM
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/09/archer-amber-nash-pam-poovey-cosplay/#page/1

will_1400
09-04-2013, 06:08 PM
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/09/archer-amber-nash-pam-poovey-cosplay/#page/1

Way too awesome for words.

Tamara
09-05-2013, 06:57 AM
Way too awesome for words.

Cheryl on the milk carton of contestant #10 was the piece de resistance.

NEPAKevin
09-11-2013, 02:56 PM
Archer Live! at Club Nokia in Los Angeles
Pre-Sale Access Featuring a moderated discussion, live readings of classic scenes from the Emmy® Award nominated series, and an audience Q&A with the all-star cast where you can get the inside scoop! Appearing in their human, non-cartoon animated forms will be H. Jon Benjamin (“Agent Sterling Archer”), Aisha Tyler (“Agent Lana Kane”), Amber Nash (“Pam Poovey”), Lucky Yates (“Krieger”) and Executive Producer Matt Thompson.
Saturday, November 9th at Club Nokia
Pre-Sale: Now until Thursday, Sept. 12 at 10 pm PST.
Pre-Sale Password: AGENT

Archer Live in LA (http://www.axs.com/events/244767/archer-live-tour-tickets?skin=clubnokia)

jon volk
09-11-2013, 05:53 PM
Hoping for at least an NYC Archer live.

tremiles
09-11-2013, 07:01 PM
Hoping for at least an NYC Archer live.

Hasn't Dear Leader Kim Jong Bloomberg banned Archer?

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NEPAKevin
10-08-2013, 10:55 PM
New episodes start in January.

texasaggie2005
10-10-2013, 12:02 PM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E

LHS
10-10-2013, 12:25 PM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E

YESSSSSSS

JAD
10-10-2013, 01:45 PM
Barking chub.

Sadmin
10-10-2013, 02:21 PM
if i could get a .gif of Barry doing the Ice Man bite, it may make my year.

will_1400
10-10-2013, 04:18 PM
http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E

Best. Commercial. Ever.

Erik
10-10-2013, 04:25 PM
Best. Commercial. Ever.

Agreed. I already couldn't wait for the new season.

will_1400
10-10-2013, 04:31 PM
I'm just trying to figure out if it's awesome, hilarious, or terrifying to see Archer behind the stick of an F-14. Leaning towards "all of the above". The "frightening" comes from imagining myself as one of the poor schmucks on the carrier deck when he's coming in for a drunken landing.

ToddG
10-10-2013, 05:13 PM
Archer / Top Gun

1827

PPGMD
10-10-2013, 05:42 PM
The little things make that video. There are so many easter eggs scattered throughout it.

will_1400
10-10-2013, 05:45 PM
The little things make that video. There are so many easter eggs scattered throughout it.

I know right? Like Ray playing the part of the Air Boss who keeps getting owned by rogue coffee, that's one of the things that made it for me.

LHS
10-10-2013, 05:47 PM
The little things make that video. There are so many easter eggs scattered throughout it.

Like Cyril's call-sign, "Fig Goose". Or Barry's call sign, "Other Barry"

PPGMD
10-10-2013, 08:44 PM
I know right? Like Ray playing the part of the Air Boss who keeps getting owned by rogue coffee, that's one of the things that made it for me.

The Seaman he runs into is Chett.


Like Cyril's call-sign, "Fig Goose". Or Barry's call sign, "Other Barry"

Or his jacket has a Babou patch rather than the Tomcat patch, and on Mallory's desk and wall is a picture of the dog Duchess.

ToddG
10-10-2013, 08:55 PM
OK, eagle-eyed easter egg hunters. What is this logo? It appears multiple times in the video:

1829

(and I'm not talking about the "FX" ... duh)

LHS
10-10-2013, 09:12 PM
OK, eagle-eyed easter egg hunters. What is this logo? It appears multiple times in the video:

1829

(and I'm not talking about the "FX" ... duh)

Like two snakes, facing each other... but they're one!

will_1400
10-10-2013, 11:21 PM
Like two snakes, facing each other... but they're one!

Looks like a caduceus variant to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus

will_1400
10-10-2013, 11:23 PM
The Seaman he runs into is Chett.






Krieger with a Gibson Flying V variant seals the deal.

LHS
10-11-2013, 01:39 AM
Krieger with a Gibson Flying V variant seals the deal.

Not to mention the lingerie-clad, dismembered crash test dummy at the foot of the bed...

NEPAKevin
10-11-2013, 11:05 AM
OK, eagle-eyed easter egg hunters. What is this logo? It appears multiple times in the video:


Krieger's Army (http://io9.com/archers-dr-krieger-builds-a-clone-army-it-doesnt-go-1194682672)

more from facebook (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=607961769219881&set=a.589932744356117.94068369.565214516827940&type=1&theater)

PPGMD
10-11-2013, 03:54 PM
Not to mention the lingerie-clad, dismembered crash test dummy at the foot of the bed...

And chokebot on the night stand.


Krieger's Army (http://io9.com/archers-dr-krieger-builds-a-clone-army-it-doesnt-go-1194682672)

more from facebook (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=607961769219881&set=a.589932744356117.94068369.565214516827940&type=1&theater)

I knew that looked familiar, I just couldn't remember where it was from.

BLR
10-11-2013, 04:21 PM
Krieger is, truly, my hero.

Radioactive hog and all.

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will_1400
10-11-2013, 04:24 PM
Pam is proving to be awesome as well.

LHS
10-11-2013, 10:30 PM
At 0:25, the guy behind Archer on the right is the same dude that bought all the hardware from Krieger during his fire sale in Jeu Monégasque.

will_1400
10-11-2013, 11:03 PM
At 0:25, the guy behind Archer on the right is the same dude that bought all the hardware from Krieger during his fire sale in Jeu Monégasque.

Tiny details like that make this commercial.

NEPAKevin
11-05-2013, 04:25 PM
http://youtu.be/zR1y6uFD8IM

Totem Polar
11-05-2013, 06:16 PM
tears of bacon...


:D

LHS
11-05-2013, 08:29 PM
The brilliance continues.

The only episode I've not seen is the Bob's Burgers crossover. I'm waiting for season 4 to hit DVD.

That said... Youtube at least shows the first scene, which is awesome. Look at Louise's face. It's perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0_fRZi2lbU

Tamara
11-05-2013, 11:42 PM
When I was little, I never looked forward to Christmas as much as I'm looking forward to January right now.

PPGMD
11-12-2013, 12:18 PM
Some how I don't think Archer is a NRA certified instructor.


http://youtu.be/dW0baYDlsQo

ToddG
11-12-2013, 12:22 PM
Thank you, PPGMD. That was awesome!