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04-02-2013, 04:29 PM
Upon seeing Peter draw his blade and slice off someone's ear, here is what Jesus could have said, but didn't:
1. “Peter, you have a sword?! What are you doing with that? How can you call yourself my disciple?”
2. “Oh no, a sword! Quick, call the authorities! Oh yeah, heh heh. Hi, authorities.”
3. “Peter, it’s okay that you have a sword, but you should have kept it locked up at your house…what do you mean homeless? Well then, at least you should have kept it tied to the donkey.”
4. “Peter, that sword is too long. Who needs a sword that long? You don’t need a sword that long to go hunting.”
5. “Peter, I’m disappointed in you. You should have traded that sword in last month when they had that exchange program at Herod’s palace. A gift certificate to Galilee-Mart could have gone a long way.”
6. “Dude, Andrew! Did you catch that on your iPhone? No, keep it on. Check this out what I do with the ear.”
Source: www.catholicvote.org/jesus-supports-concealed-carry-settles-gun-debate/
1. “Peter, you have a sword?! What are you doing with that? How can you call yourself my disciple?”
2. “Oh no, a sword! Quick, call the authorities! Oh yeah, heh heh. Hi, authorities.”
3. “Peter, it’s okay that you have a sword, but you should have kept it locked up at your house…what do you mean homeless? Well then, at least you should have kept it tied to the donkey.”
4. “Peter, that sword is too long. Who needs a sword that long? You don’t need a sword that long to go hunting.”
5. “Peter, I’m disappointed in you. You should have traded that sword in last month when they had that exchange program at Herod’s palace. A gift certificate to Galilee-Mart could have gone a long way.”
6. “Dude, Andrew! Did you catch that on your iPhone? No, keep it on. Check this out what I do with the ear.”
Source: www.catholicvote.org/jesus-supports-concealed-carry-settles-gun-debate/