I got this email and now I scared.

[Bigguy]

A guy on one of my biker boards got this e-mail and says, "I got this email and now I scared."
It was a big hit there. Lot of funny comments.
Guess the "I've got a million doller for you," scam isn't working so well any more.


Subject: I HAVE BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU


FROM: Muhammad sadik
TO: name@yahoo.com
Monday, September 24, 2012 8:55 AM

Hellow

I am a Murder Agent, am from Kuwait i've no other job than to kill to survive...

you have been betrayed by some one very very close to you.he payed me to kill you.and i don't know what you did to him and i don't care to know..but the person wants you dead and right now your life is in your own hands now..you have just 7 days to live after that me and my men shall come for your life..

My men monitors all you movement in and out.

my men are well surrounding your house right now watching you and if you do anything stupid you shall receive a gun short from them.. but i can help you if you will pay me double of what he payed me.........and i can also tell you who ordered us to kill you..but that will be after you have payed to save your life..your life is as stake now....

I await your immediate response as i do not have time to waste.

BE WARNED DO NOT TELL ANYBODY THIS.....



Edited to remove e-mail address

[Bigguy]

Just a reminder. Don't tell anybody!

[gtmtnbiker98]

A guy on one of my biker boards got this e-mail and says, "I got this email and now I scared."
It was a big hit there. Lot of funny comments.
Guess the "I've got a million doller for you," scam isn't working so well any more.


Subject: I HAVE BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU


FROM: Muhammad sadik
TO: name@yahoo.com
Monday, September 24, 2012 8:55 AM

Hellow

I am a Murder Agent, am from Kuwait i've no other job than to kill to survive...

you have been betrayed by some one very very close to you.he payed me to kill you.and i don't know what you did to him and i don't care to know..but the person wants you dead and right now your life is in your own hands now..you have just 7 days to live after that me and my men shall come for your life..

My men monitors all you movement in and out.

my men are well surrounding your house right now watching you and if you do anything stupid you shall receive a gun short from them.. but i can help you if you will pay me double of what he payed me.........and i can also tell you who ordered us to kill you..but that will be after you have payed to save your life..your life is as stake now....

I await your immediate response as i do not have time to waste.

BE WARNED DO NOT TELL ANYBODY THIS.....



Edited to remove e-mail address

His grammar definitely sucks.

[Al T.]

LOL ;)


you shall receive a gun short from them

I "heart" short guns. Short arms, not very much, guns different story.

[TCinVA]

I got one similar several years ago, except the assassin said I needed to call his secretary's office between 8 and 5 to arrange payment.

I liked the idea of assassins with secretaries and banker's hours.

[RoyGBiv]

I liked the idea of assassins with secretaries and banker's hours.
Vladimir Putin.

[Jason F]

....I liked the idea of assassins with secretaries and banker's hours.

Just trying to bring some class back to a dirty line of work.

[JDM]

Murder agent.

Awesome.

[Kyle Reese]

Spooky!

Sounds like this "assassin" watched The Ring one too many times!

Being "from" Kuwait, this guy would probably get a TCN to do it.


7 Days......:cool:

[ToddG]

I liked the idea of assassins with secretaries and banker's hours.

http://robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/martin_blank.jpg

[S Jenks]

"...and just remember to pick up the dry cleaning and feed the cat. Okay?"

[LittleLebowski]

http://robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/martin_blank.jpg

Terrible gun handling and great movie.

[Zhurdan]

Terrible gun handling and great movie.

Probably one of my wife and I's favorite movies.

"Did you go to your ten year reunion?"

"Yeah, it was as if everyone had swelled." :D